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WWF Fires Enzo After He Said ‘Bitch I Have 1 Million Followers on Instagram You Should Be Begging For This Dick’ Before Raping Her

The unnamed woman says that she was taken to Enzo’s hotel room by a man named Tyler Grosso and a woman called TOOPOOR. Once there, she was given drugs until she was nearly unconscious, then the other two left the room and Enzo assaulted her. Here’s her account from Twitter.

The original question TOOPOOR asked me was if I would suck Enzo’s dick. I said possibly but if I wasn’t down she said we could all just hang out. Then they got me way fucked up & they left knowing what was about to happen. When Enzo the WWE guy started coming on to me I was passed out on the couch. I said “I want to get to know you first before doing anything.” He replied, “Bitch I have 1million followers on instagram…you should be begging for this dick.” & then he restrained me & it happened. I never would be this dramatic about something like this but I want you all to know that I would’ve left if I could. I was in psychosis- I had no idea what was going on. I remember bits & pieces & I have constant flashbacks..My mental issues have been the worst ever & i suffer from major PTSD from it.

(Uproxx)

 

I don’t really follow professional wrestling these days. There aren’t enough Stone Cold Steve Austin’s anymore. Now, there are too many Enzo’s out here thinking that he deserves sex from women because he has popularity on Instagram. Yea, I instantly hate this guy. This is the type of nonsense that makes people hate ‘millennials’/. This is some reaaal Logan Paul type shit.

So here’s the thing: you can’t drug women and rape them. Ok. Cool. Glad I got that out. Wasn’t sure how people would ingest that hot take but damn it, it needs to be said. I know I’m going to lose a lot of fans and readers after that. Totally worth it.

It’s time we bring back public executions and I nominate Enzo to warm up the electric chair. I say you have this public hanging aired the weekend before the Super Bowl. That would be must-see TV. ‘Come watch the sociopath who drugged a chick and demanded that she blow him because of his fucking Instagram account get stoned to death’. I’m 10000% in.

Fuck Enzo.

 

 

 

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