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Trade Grades: Cleveland Guardians Acquire Catcher Patrick Bailey From Giants

BREAKING: The Cleveland Guardians are acquiring two-time Gold Glove-winning catcher Patrick Bailey in a trade with the San Francisco Giants for the No. 29 pick in this year’s draft and left-handed pitching prospect Matt “Tugboat” Wilkinson, sources tell ESPN. — Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) May 9, 2026 Guardians  Receive: C Patrick Bailey   Giants Receive: LHP […]

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We Laugh As The Machines Eat CB Bucknor

They Broke CB Bucknor. The new ABS challenge system—instant drama infused in the midst of an at-bat, any moment, a double tapped cap, a big dramatic reveal on the humbltron—did the ump get it right? MLB’s thrown a spontaneous game show into each broadcast—batters soon required to shout “NO WHAMMYS” as they await the final […]

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MLB Opening Day 2026 Diagnoses

162-game season, too large a sample size. All I need is one (1) game to draw my conclusions. Must outperform the machine. John Henry vs. AI. So what others may call “overreactions”, I call diagnoses. The data is more than sufficient to make declarative statements. Here are 3 truths I’ve gathered from MLB opening day […]

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Trade Grades: Arizona Diamondbacks Acquire 8-Time All-Star 3B Nolan Arenado From St. Louis Cardinals

BREAKING: The Arizona Diamondbacks are acquiring eight-time All-Star third baseman Nolan Arenado in a trade with the St. Louis Cardinals, sources tell ESPN. Arenado has agreed to waive his no-trade clause and the deal is done. First to say the deal was close was @katiejwoo. — Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) January 13, 2026   Arizona Diamondbacks […]

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