You would think New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft would be a massive Macklemore fan. Macklemore’s big hit “Thrift Store”, an ode celebrating the happiness, thrill, joy of discovering hidden gems at low-budget clearance houses—much like the Orchids of Asia spa Robert Kraft used to fly to Florida to get happy endings from non-English-speaking, desperate […]
Yankees Ace Cam Schlittler is having one of the best pitching seasons ever. On Sunday, another quality start, duh, 6 scoreless innings, 1 hit, 2 walks and 8 Ks, Yankees win 2-0 over the New York Mets to win the 9/11 Subway Series. The Yankees won. #NeverForget. With two weeks left in the season, Schlittler’s […]
Last year, before the start of the 2025-26 NBA season, the FBI kicked down the Clippers doors, demanding to speak with head coach Ty Lue regarding his participation in illegal poker games—the mafia tricking marks into losing hundreds of thousands using equipment to manipulate cards and celebrities like Ty Lue to launder the game’s reputation. […]
Chicago Bears beat the Carolina Panthers 59-37 in the highest-scoring season opener in NFL history. Bears head coach Ben Johnson said he wanted to be the highest-scoring offense and lapped the previous highest-scoring offense—the 2013 Denver Broncos scored 37.9 a game—Chicago adding 21 of them thangs on Day 1. Mustached Caleb Williams, 334 total yards […]
Last season, Brian Daboll turned Jaxson Dart into a battering ram, QB-dive spams—shortening the rookie’s NFL lifespan, and actual real lifespan—but quick, easy auto-first downs for a head coach desperate to keep his New Jersey home. (He did not get to keep his New Jersey home) Daboll won the 2022 Coach of the Year trophy—9 […]
Week 1, 49-21 dub over Ohio, the Huskers collecting 523 total offensive yards, touchdowns in each quarter, no turnovers, Annihilation. Senior QB from UNLV, Anthony Colandrea, 275 pass yards and 4 touchdowns (3 passing, 1 rushing)—including a 12-play, 75-yard touchdown drive on the first possession, overcoming his own fumble on a messy handoff—and a 7-play, […]
New England Patriots down 10-13, feet up, comfy in field goal range. Barring an embarrassing, psyche-destroying missed field goal, sending Patriots kicker Andy Borregales into a downward spiral, alcohol on his breath at the team facility tomorrow, fights with the Mrs., nights spent looking for fights, soon, the voices arrive… OR A miraculous field goal […]
Typically, I would’ve written about the 2026 MLB Trade Deadline, like, within 24 hours of it occurring. But here at Deadseriousness.com, The Last Sports Blog, we do not handcuff ourselves to the whims of the algorithm. No, we’re going to talk about the trade deadline, like, a month later. So here is the good, the […]
The post-Tom Brady Tampa Bay Buccaneers served as the perfect landing spot for the ailing Baker Mayfield. Outside a dramatic start for the LA Rams—signing with the team, learning the playbook and starting within 24 hours—Baker seen as a bust, a former no. 1 overall pick failing to reach expectations. Tampa Bay Buccaneers rescued him […]
Over 3 months on the injured list, the 3-time AL MVP, single-season home run leader, Aaron Judge returned to Yankee Stadium Tuesday evening for the Bronx Bombers 5-3 victory over the last-place Colorado Rockies. Happy to get the W, I’m sure, but Aaron Judge wasn’t happy with his night. 0-for-3 with 2 Ks, pulled from […]
Welcome to “Why Your Team Is Winning The Super Bowl: where we recap the previous season, before diving into your team’s coaching edge, the prestige of your QB room, the new weapons they purchased, the main character storyline that’ll flood the podcast-class and the wild card factor that’ll propel them to the Super Bowl. Today, […]
The return of 3-time MVP Aaron Judge carried the weight of roster decisions. With Cody Bellinger back in left field daily, Aaron Judge back in right field daily, Trent Grisham, rookie Spencer Jones and freshly acquired at the trade deadline Heliot Ramos all shared one final outfield position. The selfless, pinstripes-off-my-back, salt of the Earth […]
Welcome to “Why Your Team Is Winning The Super Bowl: where we recap the previous season, before diving into your team’s coaching edge, the prestige of your QB room, the new weapons they purchased, the main character storyline that’ll flood the podcast-class and the wild card factor that’ll propel them to the Super Bowl. Today, […]
If Lanterns Episode 3 served as an origin story, showing us the crucible John Stewart was raised in, Episode 4 establishes the superhero’s moral compass—crucial if we expect him shoulder-to-shoulder with Superman and Wonder Woman. [RELATED: Lester’s TV Review: Lanterns Episode 3—The Origin Story] The episode begins with the Guardian (Laura Linney) returning to John […]
Sunday afternoon, Gerrit Cole takes the mound to help the good guys win the series in Diego. Fernando Tatis Jr, Jake Cronenworth, Manny Machado, back-to-back-to-back home runs, 1,2,3 to start the game—with new owner Kwanza Jones and her husband Jose Feliciano in the building. Last month, Major League Baseball approved the sale of the San […]
Down 7-12 to Western Michigan in the first week of the season, 8 seconds on the clock, midfield-ish, Michigan QB Bryce Underwood threw a stinky Hail Mary, game over. Michigan suffers their most embarrassing defeat since Appalachian State stuffed them in a locker in 07. Sike. The mind-blowing, controversial Western Michigan-Michigan finish. Noah Eagle, Todd […]
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