Dodgers star right fielder Kyle Tucker has opted to defer the use of his talents for a later date. The biggest hitter on the free agency market—sports media rooms built around predicting his landing spot, the news cycle in the palm of hands—elects to join the back-to-back World Series champion, signing a 4-year $240m deal […]
It sucks when the bad thing that’s obviously going to happen, happens. When the rain clouds fill skies to inevitably drop water on our scalps. When you drink too much and wake up the next morning feeling exactly as hungover as you expected. New Orleans Saints rookie wide receiver limped into the 2026 draft with […]
The Minnesota Vikings house two quarterbacks. One, a former No. 1 pick who flicks a ball 90 yards down the field with ease, tiny and hurt, sure, but the arm flex mighty. The other, literally the worst quarterback of 2026. Shockingly, it appears Minnesota will be selecting the former as their QB1. JJ McCarthy led […]
On Sunday afternoon, the Yankees best player, in a game where if the team lost, their season would spiral out of control, decided to be the best player on the team. Ben Rice puts the @Yankees ahead in the 10th with a 2-run shot! pic.twitter.com/ZQkEW50Mxq — MLB (@MLB) August 16, 2026 The New York Yankees […]
For all the concern trolling and jaded responses to James Gunn’s DC experiment thus far, he’s the only man with the fortitude to unleash THREE Green Lanterns at us before a single nod to the existence of a Batman. Ryan Reynolds turned the character into a joke, directors weary of even demonstrating Green Lanterns’ powers […]
With the NFL season weeks away, I think I’ll try to give every team a preview, or as many teams as I can before opening night. I will be ignoring preseason, as we all should. Instead, let us ask 7 big questions heading into every team’s 2026 NFL season. Let’s start with the New York […]
St. Louis Cardinals rookie OF Joshua Baez showed up to the first day of the new job and set unattainable productivity standards. Baez inked the record books, hitting 3 homers in his MLB debut—helping the St. Louis Cardinals get their lick back—8-4 win over the Chicago Cubs to tie their final 2026 series 1-1 going […]
Opening Day Tuesday, October 20: Boston Celtics at Detroit Pistons (3:00 pm Eastern time) Philadelphia 76ers at New York Knicks (7:00 pm ET) Oklahoma City Thunder at San Antonio Spurs (9:30 pm ET) 3pm opening day NBA’s first ever 3pm opening game. The league courting ownership from Green Arrow’s rogues gallary, private equity, […]
As a lifelong Major League Baseball fan and more importantly, a depressed writer obsessed with words, finding sports the best outlet to bloodlet those words, I think I’m allowed to call out some 2026 MLB players who, by mid-August, no-called, no-showed the season, disappointing me, the worst thing anyone can do. So here are the […]
In 2022, the National League adopted the designated hitter. One, not nearly enough for the Washington Nationals, moving star shortstop CJ Abrams over to second base after a long season of Abrams having no idea how to play shortstop. -5 Defensive Runs Saved this year, -11 DRS over his career. -17 Outs Above Average this […]
Friday night, Yankees escaped Gilead for the border, arriving in Toronto for a weekend series against a Blue Jays team loading up another heroic sprint to the World Series. Good guys lost. Blue Jays won 3-1. Trent Grisham got the action going, a solo homer, the Yankees way, Grisham’s 16th on the year. 1-0 New […]
Every morning, I roll over, grab the warm bottle of “Unwell” sitting on my nightstand—chug the oxygen out the plastic, eyes rolled back, bliss, euphoria—over, now that Alex Cooper is no longer producing her sweet, delicious Call Her Daddy juice. Cooper’s Unwell Beverage Co., which she launched in partnership with Nestlé SA in 2025, is […]
The National League MVP race, 2 men duel in the forum. Los Angeles Dodgers starting pitcher/designated hitter Shohei Ohtani and Chicago Cubs center fielder Pete Crow-Armstrong. The American League, one man stands solo. Yordan Alvarez is raking, yo. Hitting 322/.436/.621 with 25 doubles, 35 home runs, 87 RBI, 80 runs and 196 OPS+. He leads […]
New York Yankees rookie shortstop George Lombard Jr. is so unbelievably sick with it, Seattle Mariners rookie shortstop Colt Emerson got sent back down to Triple-A after New York won 2 out of their 3-game series this week. With infielders Brendan Donovan and JP Crawford on the IL, 21-year-old SS Colt Emerson, one of the […]
From “The Guy Who Didn’t Trust Big Pharma But Then Played For Woody Johnson, The Johnson & Johnson Heir, Literally The Face of Big Pharma”, I bring you “Guy Who Believes Vaccines Were Designed To Control Us Purchases Local Police Technology Designed To Control Us” An investigation published by FOIAball’s David Covucci on August […]
MLB owners aren’t opening the gates til they salary cap this league, looking around the landscape, NBA teams sold for multi-billy’s while MLB teams struggle with the lack of a defined wage ledger they can pencil in annually. Meanwhile, the MLB players’ association appears the last remaining major sports union not selling their rights for […]
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