BREAKING: The Cleveland Guardians are acquiring two-time Gold Glove-winning catcher Patrick Bailey in a trade with the San Francisco Giants for the No. 29 pick in this year’s draft and left-handed pitching prospect Matt “Tugboat” Wilkinson, sources tell ESPN. — Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) May 9, 2026 Guardians Receive: C Patrick Bailey Giants Receive: LHP […]
Yankees fresh off a 9-2 beatdown of the Texas Rangers, giddy about rookie slugger Spencer Jones making his Major League debut on Friday night in Milwaukee. But the Yankees lost Friday night, 6-0 shutout by the Milwaukee Brewers. How did Spencer Jones play? Spencer Jones’s minor league Baseball Reference page looks almost identical to Aaron […]
Every time I open my phone, there’s a new photo or report about New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel cheating on his wife with NFL reporter Diannia Russini. Vrabel had to miss the third day of the NFL Draft last month, attending therapy sessions to keep his family together. A lot of evidence shows […]
Carlos Correa’s heroic return to Buzz City ends at the top of May. Here’s what Correa said about his season-ending injury: “I was hitting in the cage — normal day, feeling great. I went through my whole routine, took a swing, and felt a pop. It just completely snapped on me, and then I fell […]
The Knicks beat the Philadelphia 76ers 108-102, at home, in front of Kylie Jenner, to go up 2-0 in their second-round series. Let’s get right into some big takeaways I had after the game: 1. OG Anunoby prayer circle First and foremost, we must all slit our palms, offering blood sacrifices to the gods in […]
The 2026 NFL Draft was last week. A major event shifting the NFL’s power balance, and with every major event, there are winners, and there are losers. So many losers. Let’s start with my beloved New York Football Giants… Winner: New York Giants This could and should just be 10,000 words about how great the […]
At this point, social media is a place where I post my work and write stray Knicks thoughts. I’ve muted everyone. Unless it’s an Aaron Judge home run or an ad for a product that doesn’t seem ready for market yet, I’m not seeing it. On my other account for Deadseriousness, (follow, yo), Elon’s playground. […]
The New York Knicks beat the bone marrow out of the Atlanta Hawks in a 126-97 Game 5 assault. After losing Game 2 by 1 point and Game 3 by 1 point, the Knicks won the next two games by a combined 37 points, distancing themselves from the competition. Detroit’s in a 3-1 hole to […]
The Yankees took home the 3-2 victory over the Texas Rangers, continuing their methodical dismantling of the American League. Business as usual. Winners of 10 of their last 11 games, winning like that crackhead from Major League kept shouting between overdoses. We can discuss Charlie Sheen being a loser all day, but I’m here to […]
Admittedly, I took a step back from the WNBA last season. Two years ago, reading the name “Caitlin Clark” made my head ring. I’d see a clip of a common foul with some loud dog whistle like “how much money could Caitlin Clark win suing these primates?” or “these chimps are ruining their meal ticket” […]
As an NBA viewer, I demand my voice be heard. As each team is eliminated, I will be conducting exit reviews, detailing what I enjoyed and disliked, along with offseason suggestions to improve these teams and increase my interest in their product. Today, let’s talk about the team Giannis Antetokounmpo quiet-quit-quite-loudly. Giannis’s disgust with Milwaukee […]
The Minnesota Timberwolves beat the Denver Nuggets 112-96 in Game 4 to go up 3-1 in their first-round series. Minnesota Timberwolves up 2-1. Jaden McDaniels said the Nuggets can’t play defense, then went out there and proved they don’t play defense. Tipped his cap and strut away, cut away to the credits. Game 4 began […]
Swept by the Yankees at Fenway, and a loss to the Orioles, Boston snapped their 4-game losing streak this afternoon with a 17-1 beatdown of the Baltimore Orioles. GRAND SLAM ANDRUW MONASTERIO ‼️ It’s all @RedSox at Camden Yards! pic.twitter.com/EebFYkylJO — MLB (@MLB) April 25, 2026 Andruw Monasterio smashed a grand slam, Ace Garrett Crochet […]
The Houston Rockets are a lot of nonsense. Tilma Fertilla, one of the poorest owners in the NBA, wealth accumulated through a plethora of Rainforest Cafe cash registers. Rafael Stone, the GM whose first order of business, acquiring Christian Wood and Kevin Porter Jr, two players later suspended after they were benched early in a […]
I hate the Houston Astros. I will never forget they stole that championship from us, and Rob Manfred let it happen. And when I say “us”, I don’t just mean Yankees fans. Those of us who believe actions have consequences. Who believe in justice. Who believe that you can’t have a guy in centerfield with […]
Friday night, America’s most blunted, ready to watch two basketball games simultaneously with NFL Draft alerts on, Yankees on the iPad. Oh, what a night. Let’s start with Boston and Philly tied 1-1—”it’s not a series until the home team loses”. The postseason, when reporters and podcasters trade barren axioms like “poking the bear” or […]
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