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NBA

Feds Did a Sweep

Last year, before the start of the 2025-26 NBA season, the FBI kicked down the Clippers doors, demanding to speak with head coach Ty Lue regarding his participation in illegal poker games—the mafia tricking marks into losing hundreds of thousands using equipment to manipulate cards and celebrities like Ty Lue to launder the game’s reputation. […]

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NFL

Ben Johnson Warned Them

Chicago Bears beat the Carolina Panthers 59-37 in the highest-scoring season opener in NFL history. Bears head coach Ben Johnson said he wanted to be the highest-scoring offense and lapped the previous highest-scoring offense—the 2013 Denver Broncos scored 37.9 a game—Chicago adding 21 of them thangs on Day 1. Mustached Caleb Williams, 334 total yards […]

trent grisham
MLB

Yankees Outfielder Respectfully Tweaks Hamstring To Allow His Better Teammates More Playing Time

The return of 3-time MVP Aaron Judge carried the weight of roster decisions. With Cody Bellinger back in left field daily, Aaron Judge back in right field daily, Trent Grisham, rookie Spencer Jones and freshly acquired at the trade deadline Heliot Ramos all shared one final outfield position. The selfless, pinstripes-off-my-back, salt of the Earth […]

Lester’s TV Review: Lanterns Episode 4—Everyone’s Having Alien Sex

If Lanterns Episode 3 served as an origin story, showing us the crucible John Stewart was raised in, Episode 4 establishes the superhero’s moral compass—crucial if we expect him shoulder-to-shoulder with Superman and Wonder Woman. [RELATED: Lester’s TV Review: Lanterns Episode 3—The Origin Story] The episode begins with the Guardian (Laura Linney) returning to John […]

kwanza jones
MLB

Kwanza Celebrates Yankees

Sunday afternoon, Gerrit Cole takes the mound to help the good guys win the series in Diego. Fernando Tatis Jr, Jake Cronenworth, Manny Machado, back-to-back-to-back home runs, 1,2,3 to start the game—with new owner Kwanza Jones and her husband Jose Feliciano in the building. Last month, Major League Baseball approved the sale of the San […]

doug eddings
MLB

Umpire Blows Dogwhistle Loud As Hell

Over the weekend, MLB umpire Doug Eddings, possessed by the new spirit of Lake America, demanded rookie St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Hancel Rincon straighten up his hat. In a 2-0 count, Colorado Rockies utility hitter Cole Carrigg at the plate, Doug Eddings picked on the smallest guy in the yard, Hancel Rincon in his MLB […]

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