New England Patriots down 10-13, feet up, comfy in field goal range. Barring an embarrassing, psyche-destroying missed field goal, sending Patriots kicker Andy Borregales into a downward spiral, alcohol on his breath at the team facility tomorrow, fights with the Mrs., nights spent looking for fights, soon, the voices arrive… OR A miraculous field goal […]
Typically, I would’ve written about the 2026 MLB Trade Deadline, like, within 24 hours of it occurring. But here at Deadseriousness.com, The Last Sports Blog, we do not handcuff ourselves to the whims of the algorithm. No, we’re going to talk about the trade deadline, like, a month later. So here is the good, the […]
The post-Tom Brady Tampa Bay Buccaneers served as the perfect landing spot for the ailing Baker Mayfield. Outside a dramatic start for the LA Rams—signing with the team, learning the playbook and starting within 24 hours—Baker seen as a bust, a former no. 1 overall pick failing to reach expectations. Tampa Bay Buccaneers rescued him […]
Over 3 months on the injured list, the 3-time AL MVP, single-season home run leader, Aaron Judge returned to Yankee Stadium Tuesday evening for the Bronx Bombers 5-3 victory over the last-place Colorado Rockies. Happy to get the W, I’m sure, but Aaron Judge wasn’t happy with his night. 0-for-3 with 2 Ks, pulled from […]
Welcome to “Why Your Team Is Winning The Super Bowl: where we recap the previous season, before diving into your team’s coaching edge, the prestige of your QB room, the new weapons they purchased, the main character storyline that’ll flood the podcast-class and the wild card factor that’ll propel them to the Super Bowl. Today, […]
The return of 3-time MVP Aaron Judge carried the weight of roster decisions. With Cody Bellinger back in left field daily, Aaron Judge back in right field daily, Trent Grisham, rookie Spencer Jones and freshly acquired at the trade deadline Heliot Ramos all shared one final outfield position. The selfless, pinstripes-off-my-back, salt of the Earth […]
Welcome to “Why Your Team Is Winning The Super Bowl: where we recap the previous season, before diving into your team’s coaching edge, the prestige of your QB room, the new weapons they purchased, the main character storyline that’ll flood the podcast-class and the wild card factor that’ll propel them to the Super Bowl. Today, […]
If Lanterns Episode 3 served as an origin story, showing us the crucible John Stewart was raised in, Episode 4 establishes the superhero’s moral compass—crucial if we expect him shoulder-to-shoulder with Superman and Wonder Woman. [RELATED: Lester’s TV Review: Lanterns Episode 3—The Origin Story] The episode begins with the Guardian (Laura Linney) returning to John […]
Sunday afternoon, Gerrit Cole takes the mound to help the good guys win the series in Diego. Fernando Tatis Jr, Jake Cronenworth, Manny Machado, back-to-back-to-back home runs, 1,2,3 to start the game—with new owner Kwanza Jones and her husband Jose Feliciano in the building. Last month, Major League Baseball approved the sale of the San […]
Down 7-12 to Western Michigan in the first week of the season, 8 seconds on the clock, midfield-ish, Michigan QB Bryce Underwood threw a stinky Hail Mary, game over. Michigan suffers their most embarrassing defeat since Appalachian State stuffed them in a locker in 07. Sike. The mind-blowing, controversial Western Michigan-Michigan finish. Noah Eagle, Todd […]
Over the weekend, MLB umpire Doug Eddings, possessed by the new spirit of Lake America, demanded rookie St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Hancel Rincon straighten up his hat. In a 2-0 count, Colorado Rockies utility hitter Cole Carrigg at the plate, Doug Eddings picked on the smallest guy in the yard, Hancel Rincon in his MLB […]
Aryna Sabalenka is the back-to-back defending US Open Champion. The Belarusian star touches down on Flushing, Queens grass and gains superpowers. But on Friday afternoon, that grass was too mighty. “Someone is smoking weed. Do you mind? Because it’s so strong.” – Aryna Sabalenka to the umpire during the US Open Sabalenka (No. 1) won […]
If young, 90s Bill Simmons spent less time listening to Pearl Jam, he’d know the cardinal sin of crack sales: never get high on your own supply. The number one sports podcaster, pulled to the mountaintop of sports media by the labor of Tom Brady, Kevin Garnett and David Ortiz (I promise you we wouldn’t […]
Although ESPN reported the NBA found no evidence of cap circumvention, about a month later, SpongeBob, the whole operation under water. That report was false—the NBA did determine the LA Clippers broke the rules and here’s a quick list of all the penalties the Los Angeles Clippers face for violating the league’s salary cap rules: […]
Whenever a billionaire suffers consequences, I’m stunned, head ringing, for at least 24 hours. Steve Ballmer had Mark Cuban yapping with Chat GPT all day, copy pasting his results on Twitter, defending the Clippers owner—”if he did that, he’s the dumbest human being on the planet“, and look at that, Steve Ballmer: The Dumbest Human […]
35-year-old Aaron Donald returns to the NFL to sign a 1-year, $20m contract with the Los Angeles Rams, running it back for one last job with the 2026 Super Bowl favorites. Donald retired following a successful 2023 campaign, 8 sacks, 16 tackles for loss and 23 QB hits to help the Rams sneak into the […]
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