The New York Knicks beat the bone marrow out of the Atlanta Hawks in a 126-97 Game 5 assault. After losing Game 2 by 1 point and Game 3 by 1 point, the Knicks won the next two games by a combined 37 points, distancing themselves from the competition. Detroit’s in a 3-1 hole to […]
The Yankees took home the 3-2 victory over the Texas Rangers, continuing their methodical dismantling of the American League. Business as usual. Winners of 10 of their last 11 games, winning like that crackhead from Major League kept shouting between overdoses. We can discuss Charlie Sheen being a loser all day, but I’m here to […]
Admittedly, I took a step back from the WNBA last season. Two years ago, reading the name “Caitlin Clark” made my head ring. I’d see a clip of a common foul with some loud dog whistle like “how much money could Caitlin Clark win suing these primates?” or “these chimps are ruining their meal ticket” […]
As an NBA viewer, I demand my voice be heard. As each team is eliminated, I will be conducting exit reviews, detailing what I enjoyed and disliked, along with offseason suggestions to improve these teams and increase my interest in their product. Today, let’s talk about the team Giannis Antetokounmpo quiet-quit-quite-loudly. Giannis’s disgust with Milwaukee […]
The Minnesota Timberwolves beat the Denver Nuggets 112-96 in Game 4 to go up 3-1 in their first-round series. Minnesota Timberwolves up 2-1. Jaden McDaniels said the Nuggets can’t play defense, then went out there and proved they don’t play defense. Tipped his cap and strut away, cut away to the credits. Game 4 began […]
Swept by the Yankees at Fenway, and a loss to the Orioles, Boston snapped their 4-game losing streak this afternoon with a 17-1 beatdown of the Baltimore Orioles. GRAND SLAM ANDRUW MONASTERIO ‼️ It’s all @RedSox at Camden Yards! pic.twitter.com/EebFYkylJO — MLB (@MLB) April 25, 2026 Andruw Monasterio smashed a grand slam, Ace Garrett Crochet […]
The Houston Rockets are a lot of nonsense. Tilma Fertilla, one of the poorest owners in the NBA, wealth accumulated through a plethora of Rainforest Cafe cash registers. Rafael Stone, the GM whose first order of business, acquiring Christian Wood and Kevin Porter Jr, two players later suspended after they were benched early in a […]
I hate the Houston Astros. I will never forget they stole that championship from us, and Rob Manfred let it happen. And when I say “us”, I don’t just mean Yankees fans. Those of us who believe actions have consequences. Who believe in justice. Who believe that you can’t have a guy in centerfield with […]
Friday night, America’s most blunted, ready to watch two basketball games simultaneously with NFL Draft alerts on, Yankees on the iPad. Oh, what a night. Let’s start with Boston and Philly tied 1-1—”it’s not a series until the home team loses”. The postseason, when reporters and podcasters trade barren axioms like “poking the bear” or […]
This is a special peek of the Deadseriousness newsletter Let’s Get This Dread, in which I, Lester Lee, weigh in on hot topics in culture. Sign up here to get it in your inbox. America is destabilizing the globe to fulfill the prejudiced, ill-conceived, reactionary whims of an octogenarian. Jeffrey Epstein’s emergency contact, Donald Trump, believed […]
New York Knicks owner, James Dolan, recent victim of Pablo Torre’s quest to be banned from every sports arena. Dolan found using should-be-illegal facial recognition technology to watch people around Madison Square Garden and The Sphere in Vegas. The bigot spied on a trans woman who frequented Knicks games for 2 years straight, writing up […]
We’re closing in on the 2026 NFL Draft. Not the most exciting ever. No big, franchise-altering QBs incoming. Maybe a handful of defensive world eaters but even they’re potential is almost entirely dependent on their draft location. No real aliens in this draft but we’ve got some interesting storylines, nonetheless. So here are the 7 […]
Earlier this month, we all discovered the secret relationship between NYT reporter Dianna Russini and New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel. The two lovebirds caught, fingers locked, in a hot tub, chillin with no makeup on, photos sent directly to the New York Post’s inbox. Their shield against the incoming arrows, a story about […]
#Giants star Dexter Lawrence is being traded to the #Bengals in a pre-Draft blockbuster that includes the No. 10 pick heading to the Giants, per me and @MikeGarafolo. NYG gets premium draft compensation, Cincy gets a lynchpin, while Sexy Dexy gets a new, big-money extension. pic.twitter.com/u807BevKxV — Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) April 19, 2026 […]
Dexter Lawrence Bullet Billing through double teams, The Revenant Bear vs. Leo’s ass. 30.5 sacks, 103 QB hits in 7 years. Sexy dexxy diamond dancing, showered in L’s, new managers whispering empty promises, boss playing keep away with the pay raise, former coworkers draped in gold, for sale sign staked in the lawn. Who can […]
The NBA play-in tournament, a punchline for NBA podcasters who feed themselves from the league they are addicted to complaining about. ME? Love the play-in. Win or go home. You score more points than the other team, 82 games of sacrifice rewarded. You lose, you failed, the checks cleared but you did all the running […]
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