The Detroit Tigers have designated OF James Outman for assignment, demoting him to Triple-A Toledo, where he belongs. Outman’s second DFA of the season—first, EJECTO SEATO CUZ’d by the Minnesota Twins, claimed by Detroit. Outman hit .183 in 100 plate appearances. 5 homers, 2 stolen bases, played every position in the field, +2 DRS and […]
After a contract buyout from the Dallas Mavericks 4 time NBA champion Klay Thompson is fleeing Texas, home of his famous ex, to sign a 2-year, $11.5m deal with the Miami Heat. Klay’s 2025 on top of the world, on top of the stallion, never not smiling, hand-in-hand with a high-five machine. Ending tragically, publicly, […]
X-Men ’97 is Marvel’s greatest achievement. Season 1, an adventure equally heartwarming and heartbreaking. Now that my fingers are working, the typing is typing, words are writing, I will be adding TV reviews to the repertoire. The sports blog that keeps giving. They’re gonna miss me when I’m gone. [RELATED: Lester’s Reviews: Lanterns Episode 2—Who […]
Billionaire Jed York handcuffed this weekend trying to get his weewee infected by a Heartland hoe. [RELATED: Totally Innocent Man Sells NBA Team To State] Jed York, the owner of the San Francisco 49ers, is leaving jail today following his arrest. Caught hiring prostitutes in East Palestine, Ohio, forced to spend the night in a […]
Alright, the boys are baaaack baybeeee. Week 2 with Hal Jordan training John Stewart to become the next Green Lantern. Sort of. The day begins with Hal challenging John to use his ring and fly. John does not fly. Instead, John Stewart spends the day nursing a mental lantern Ring construct of a bird, as […]
A decision was made: Cleveland Browns head coach Todd Monken announced Monday afternoon, Deshaun Watson will start Week 1—telling the world they are not interested in winning football games this season and will try again next time. Coming off a putrid preseason underperformance, 5-for-12 with 36 yards and an INT to a DT—handing out Xbox […]
Following a disappointing preseason performance, the returning Deshaun Watson shared how hurt he was to hear the local Cleveland Browns fans boo him. Here’s what Watson told ESPN reporters post-game: “I think the whole world knows it has nothing to do about the performance,” Watson said. “It’s a little bit [more] personal than that. So […]
A week after declaring for the 2027 WNBA Draft in a public protest against our universal desire for him to shut the fuck up, Enes Kanter, on his quest to protect women, stopped in Chicago Sunday night—ejected from the Sky/Fever game after trying to fight Natasha Cloud on the baseline. Enes Kanter, looking at the […]
Seattle saving their best pitcher for the final lap, is calling up top prospect Kade Anderson from Double-A. The Athletic recently ranked Kade Anderson as the No. 1 prospect in baseball. Kade is the best pitcher in the minors. In 18 starts, Anderson owns a 1.06 ERA with a 41% strikeout rate. He has the […]
Participating in a running drill on his road to recovery from a right calf strain that’s kept him away from the Yankees since April, the start of the season—Giancarlo Stanton fell, suffering a “moderate calf strain” to his left leg now. Only 24 games under his belt before the 36-year-old hurt his leg and now […]
FBI combing through his bank records, Mark Walter—who purchased the Los Angeles Lakers a year ago for a record $10 billion—now selling the Lakers for $12 billion to the United States Government. The U.S. Attorney’s Office in Manhattan and the Securities and Exchange Commission are now examining how around $16 billion in loans extended to […]
The Denver Nuggets are adding a 2014 All-Star from the 2009 NBA Draft—37-year-old shooting guard DeMar DeRozan to a 1-year, $3.9M contract. After sending their breakout wing Peyton Watson to Cleveland for a first-round draft pick one day, eventually, Denver found his replacement, the star of a 22-win Kings team that waived him in July […]
Arizona Diamondbacks second baseman Ketel Marte landed on the restricted list after flying with the team for their series against the Boston Red Sox but never arriving at Fenway Park for the game. Set for the DH position, a late, last-second scratch for the newly acquired Lars Nootbar—who kinda sucks, batting .162 with a 63 […]
The Denver Nuggets, an aging squad—old men at the club still trying to take home women—trading the only young, talented, athletic wing on their roster to the Cleveland Cavaliers for a first-round pick in the 2030s, next decade. Nuggets Receive: Cleveland 2031 1st round pick Sacramento 2032 2nd round picl Cavaliers Receive: Peyton […]
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With the New York Giants only a few weeks from their season-opener against the Dallas Cowboys, they decided to sign the running back who will lead the team in rushing. Former Steelers and Chargers running back will sign a 1-year deal to join a crowded running back room full of his future backups. The New […]
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