The Houston Rockets are a lot of nonsense. Tilma Fertilla, one of the poorest owners in the NBA, wealth accumulated through a plethora of Rainforest Cafe cash registers. Rafael Stone, the GM whose first order of business, acquiring Christian Wood and Kevin Porter Jr, two players later suspended after they were benched early in a […]
I hate the Houston Astros. I will never forget they stole that championship from us, and Rob Manfred let it happen. And when I say “us”, I don’t just mean Yankees fans. Those of us who believe actions have consequences. Who believe in justice. Who believe that you can’t have a guy in centerfield with […]
Friday night, America’s most blunted, ready to watch two basketball games simultaneously with NFL Draft alerts on, Yankees on the iPad. Oh, what a night. Let’s start with Boston and Philly tied 1-1—”it’s not a series until the home team loses”. The postseason, when reporters and podcasters trade barren axioms like “poking the bear” or […]
This is a special peek of the Deadseriousness newsletter Let’s Get This Dread, in which I, Lester Lee, weigh in on hot topics in culture. Sign up here to get it in your inbox. America is destabilizing the globe to fulfill the prejudiced, ill-conceived, reactionary whims of an octogenarian. Jeffrey Epstein’s emergency contact, Donald Trump, believed […]
New York Knicks owner, James Dolan, recent victim of Pablo Torre’s quest to be banned from every sports arena. Dolan found using should-be-illegal facial recognition technology to watch people around Madison Square Garden and The Sphere in Vegas. The bigot spied on a trans woman who frequented Knicks games for 2 years straight, writing up […]
We’re closing in on the 2026 NFL Draft. Not the most exciting ever. No big, franchise-altering QBs incoming. Maybe a handful of defensive world eaters but even they’re potential is almost entirely dependent on their draft location. No real aliens in this draft but we’ve got some interesting storylines, nonetheless. So here are the 7 […]
Earlier this month, we all discovered the secret relationship between NYT reporter Dianna Russini and New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel. The two lovebirds caught, fingers locked, in a hot tub, chillin with no makeup on, photos sent directly to the New York Post’s inbox. Their shield against the incoming arrows, a story about […]
#Giants star Dexter Lawrence is being traded to the #Bengals in a pre-Draft blockbuster that includes the No. 10 pick heading to the Giants, per me and @MikeGarafolo. NYG gets premium draft compensation, Cincy gets a lynchpin, while Sexy Dexy gets a new, big-money extension. pic.twitter.com/u807BevKxV — Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) April 19, 2026 […]
Dexter Lawrence Bullet Billing through double teams, The Revenant Bear vs. Leo’s ass. 30.5 sacks, 103 QB hits in 7 years. Sexy dexxy diamond dancing, showered in L’s, new managers whispering empty promises, boss playing keep away with the pay raise, former coworkers draped in gold, for sale sign staked in the lawn. Who can […]
The NBA play-in tournament, a punchline for NBA podcasters who feed themselves from the league they are addicted to complaining about. ME? Love the play-in. Win or go home. You score more points than the other team, 82 games of sacrifice rewarded. You lose, you failed, the checks cleared but you did all the running […]
My eyes burn, yawns plentiful. My night ended at 1am, as the Houston Rockets pulled ahead of the Phoenix Suns, winning 119-105, in a game I can only describe as *personal*. Kevin Durant returning to Mortgage Matchup Center, one of the worst-named buildings in the country, a country full of buildings named after slavemasters and […]
I’ve watched every Yankees game this season and have yet to write a single post-game recap. Time to beat the washed allegations. Tuesday night, New York hosted the Sacramento Athletics for their first series against one of the worst clubs in the Majors. Yankees won 5-3, advancing to 8-2, boosting their AL East lead while […]
For years, NFL reporter Diana Russini’s been the foremost expert on all Mike Vrabel news, including a scoop from “anonymous sources”, revealing Vrabel was “too big and intimidating” for employees working in NFL front offices. Turns out, Peter Parker isn’t just randomly running into Spider-Man mid-city-saving. Diana Russini and Mike Vrabel are close. Dianna Russini’s […]
One cannot build an impactful, effective political movement without a bold leader. The Republican Party, desperate to maintain its existence in a post-Obama world, fearing their quest to turn poor people into indentured servants dying in sweatshop accidents and coal mine collapses slipping from their grasp, passed the baton to Donald Trump to revive their […]
2 years ago to this day, Tennessee hired Kim Caldwell as the new Lady Vols basketball coach. 2 years later, zero players on the roster, transferring to other programs, top recruits decommitting. Tennessee women’s basketball on fire—Kim Caldwell, alone in an empty gym, smiling after dropping the lit cigarette onto the gasoline she doused the […]
At 24-years old, Los Angeles Rams star wide receiver Puka Nacua deemed unable to control his impulse to bite women and proclaim his hate for Jewish people—shipped off to rehab—his friends, family, employer and lawyer all hoping they can cure his illness. Why is Puka Nacua in rehab? Puka’s Google calendar stuffed with attorney zoom […]
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