The Curry spirit visited the wrong locker room, the Orlando Magic starting this game 6-for-6 from the field but the team ranked 19th in offensive rating, joined forces, found a way to exorcise those demons, falling down 20 points in the 2nd quarter, Kon Knueppel and Coby White back-to-back Double Dragon dojo style, continuing the […]
24.5 points, 9.9 assists (2nd in NBA), 5.6 rebounds, 1st seed in the East all year, a PS3 video game main character face—everything coming up Cade Cunningham. A first-team All-NBA spot guaranteed—Top 5 MVP finish automated. Cade Cunningham led a team of guys who will swing on you if you graze their sneakers walking past […]
Look, guys, believe it or not, I’m not Scrooge McDucking into a pool of gold dublooms every AM. Stephen A. Smith is one of the most financially successful black men in media and if I want to make the big dollars, I need to follow his formula to get paid: smooch rich white men—telling them […]
Last season, the Houston Rockets made the playoffs, first time post-Covid, post-James Harden, post-Daryl Morey, post-haste. 7-game battle with the Golden State Warriors but lost in the first round. The problem was clear: Houston needed playmaking in the halfcourt. Their defense could generate turnovers—getting Amen Thompson out for highlight reel fastbreaks—but when the game slowed […]
The 7th annual AEW Revolution. 7 years. Back-to-back years getting 10,000+ fans packed into the Los Angeles Lakers arena to watch people kick each other in the face. What a time to be alive. MJF and Hangman competed in one of the greatest Texas Death Matches in company history. Will Ospreay returned to chase off […]
Directed by (and also starring), Louis Theroux—Netflix’s newest documentary “Inside The Manosphere” is a tame, surface-level look into the lives of 4 internet influecers—HSTikkyTokky, Sneako, Myron Gaines and Justin Waller—who’ve amassed fortunes through kindergaten level “girls have cooties” content for young men who’ve been bludgeon by life, looking for someone to blame. The “red pill”-ers […]
Trade: the Raiders are sending QB Geno Smith and a 2026 7th-round pick to the New York Jets in exchange for a 2026 6th-round pick, per ESPN sources. Smith returns to the team for which he started his NFL career for in 2013. pic.twitter.com/xp7gvXxYJf — Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 10, 2026 Jets Receive: QB […]
The Baltimore Ravens shotgun blasted the NFL offseason doors off, trading two first-round draft picks for Raiders star pass rusher Maxx Crosby. Baltimore only recorded 30 sacks last year—one of the worst teams in the NFL—and lacked a game-wrecking star. Maxx Crosby fixed both leaks. 4 days later, the Ravens snuck into the Raiders team […]
New York Giants owner Steve Tisch is the NFL’s biggest representative in the Epstein files, emailing the notorious pedophile in pursuit of new Slovek castaways Jeffrey would unchain to serve the movie producer—when he wasn’t tricking young daydreamers into sex for acting credit exchanges. Two months later, no breaking news report from Adam Schefter, detailing […]
The Knicks flew to Hollywood with championship rings in their mind’s eye. Winners of 6 of their last 8 games, including big victories over Houston and Denver, putting Wemby in the Spurs in handcuffs, San Antonio scoring only 89 points in the Garden, the Knicks were a Top 5 defense, speeding toward the postseason playing […]
Jaxson Dart deserved the Rookie of the Year trophy solely off the strength of the talent (or lack thereof) around him. Once WR Malik Nabers and RB Cam Skattebo suffered painful season-ending injuries, Dart relied on Wan’Dale Robinson and civilians who won some sort of Mark Wahlberg-Invincible-esque local New Jersey tryout. With Wan’Dale Robinson joining […]
6 win season. Star QB on crutches following ACL surgery. Pockets tapped. After trading 25-year old All-Pro CB Trent McDuffie to the LA Rams, Kansas City looked like they’d be spending the offseason begging pawn shop owners but nope, they just added one of the best running backs on planet Earth. Super Bowl MVP RB […]
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: Dating is hard. Sometimes, you may find The One, your person, the woman you intend to spend your waning time on Earth beside, only for it to all crumble, like, 30 days before the two of you were supposed to get married in front of all […]
Two years ago, a storybook ending for the Hall of Fame tight end. A Super Bowl trophy and a girlfriend who takes a private jet from her from front door to her mailbox at the end of her driveway. One year ago, a Super Bowl loss but a Super Bowl appearance nonetheless. He and Taylor […]
Last week, the LA Rams sent four draft picks to the Kansas City Chiefs to acquire 2-time All-Pro CB Trent McDuffie. And now they’re showering him in cash. ESPN sources: Rams and Trent McDuffie reached agreement today on a record four-year, $124 million extension that includes $100 million guaranteed and makes him the highest-paid cornerback […]
We are over a decade removed from the dominance of the ACC in college basketball but despite the fall from the mountain top, division is still talented and relevant enough for a head coach to be fired if their team finishes in last place. With an 11-20 record, 2-16 in conference, and losers of 12 […]
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