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2026 WNBA Draft First Round Grades

Admittedly, I took a step back from the WNBA last season. Two years ago, reading the name “Caitlin Clark” made my head ring. I’d see a clip of a common foul with some loud dog whistle like “how much money could Caitlin Clark win suing these primates?” or  “these chimps are ruining their meal ticket” […]

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Milwaukee Bucks 2025-26 Season Exit Review

As an NBA viewer, I demand my voice be heard. As each team is eliminated, I will be conducting exit reviews, detailing what I enjoyed and disliked, along with offseason suggestions to improve these teams and increase my interest in their product. Today, let’s talk about the team Giannis Antetokounmpo quiet-quit-quite-loudly. Giannis’s disgust with Milwaukee […]

How To Defeat The Ants

This is a special peek of the Deadseriousness newsletter Let’s Get This Dread, in which I, Lester Lee, weigh in on hot topics in culture. Sign up here to get it in your inbox.  America is destabilizing the globe to fulfill the prejudiced, ill-conceived, reactionary whims of an octogenarian. Jeffrey Epstein’s emergency contact, Donald Trump, believed […]

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Mikal Bridges Caught Stealing Company Time

New York Knicks owner, James Dolan, recent victim of Pablo Torre’s quest to be banned from every sports arena. Dolan found using should-be-illegal facial recognition technology to watch people around Madison Square Garden and The Sphere in Vegas. The bigot spied on a trans woman who frequented Knicks games for 2 years straight, writing up […]

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NFL

Adam Schefter and Mike Vrabel Are Banging

Earlier this month, we all discovered the secret relationship between NYT reporter Dianna Russini and New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel. The two lovebirds caught, fingers locked, in a hot tub, chillin with no makeup on, photos sent directly to the New York Post’s inbox. Their shield against the incoming arrows, a story about […]

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Trade Grades: Giants Send All-Pro DT Dexter Lawrence To Cincinnati For The No. 10 Pick in the 2026 Draft

#Giants star Dexter Lawrence is being traded to the #Bengals in a pre-Draft blockbuster that includes the No. 10 pick heading to the Giants, per me and @MikeGarafolo. NYG gets premium draft compensation, Cincy gets a lynchpin, while Sexy Dexy gets a new, big-money extension. pic.twitter.com/u807BevKxV — Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) April 19, 2026     […]

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6 Reluctant Dexter Lawrences Trade Ideas

Dexter Lawrence Bullet Billing through double teams, The Revenant Bear vs. Leo’s ass. 30.5 sacks, 103 QB hits in 7 years.  Sexy dexxy diamond dancing, showered in L’s, new managers whispering empty promises, boss playing keep away with the pay raise, former coworkers draped in gold, for sale sign staked in the lawn.  Who can […]

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