I’ ve been writing a lot of ball recently. I just wrote about the Minnesota Vikings new GM hire. I’m in the weeds with it. All I have is sports these days. John Henry vs. AI. Anyway, let’s talk about the new draft lottery system the NBA Board of Governors approved last week. In response […]
Everything that will happen, already has. Like 1999, the San Antonio Spurs will join the New York Knicks in the 2026 NBA Finals after Victor Wembanyama squeezed the life out of the defending champions, beating the Oklahoma City Thunder on their home floor. Here are some takeaways from the big Game 7: Render Unto Victor […]
When healthy, Giannis is a consistent, nightly 26 points, 12 rebounds, 6 assists. Tattoed into every boxscore. Theoritcally, every single NBA franchise should at least sit down and consider acquiring the Top 5 NBA superstar who very much wants to play in a new city. Let’s go through every single team and determine whether or […]
After falling 0-3, losing at home in Game 3, at the precipice of being swept in their own gym, Cavs head coach Kenny Atkinson said the team “analytically” won two of the first three games. The Cleveland Cavaliers lost Game 4 130-93, an absolute blowout, not close at any point, neither analytically nor realistically. Following […]
The New York Knicks are smashing teams with spiked bats and hammers, but sneakers may return to Earth following reports of defensive anchor Mitchell Robinson suffering a broken right pinky finger, with no timetable for a return. New York Knicks center Mitchell Robinson has suffered a broken right pinky finger and there is no timetable […]
Welcome to the third annual “50 NBA Players Who Could Be on a New Team Next Season.” My clairevoyent powers have grown since my last attempt at this so let’s run it back and predict which players will most likely be living in new zip codes in 2027. The NBA is a league where GMs […]
The 2026 NBA Draft Lottery is a wonderful event where the worst teams in the NBA send out representatives for a public humiliation ritual on ESPN, one-by-one learning they are not winning the no. 1 pick, camera locked in on their reactions, an auditorium full of teenagers and their parents enjoying a free meal on […]
The New York Knicks are chillin, feet up, arms behind the head, chair leaned back, hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby, victorious. On Sunday evening, New York beat (the soul, mind and spirit out of) the Philadelphia 76ers, 144-114, winning Game 4 in Pennsylvania, sweeping the Sixers 4-0, the Knicks 7th straight playoff victory, their most […]
The 2026 NBA Draft Lottery is today so this is last-minute content. With my beloved Knicks sweeping the Philadelphia 76ers shortly following the lottery, I guess I didn’t even realize there was a lottery anymore. Y’all still worried about them little ping pong balls? Could not be me. But I have readers who care about […]
The Knicks beat the Philadelphia 76ers 108-102, at home, in front of Kylie Jenner, to go up 2-0 in their second-round series. Let’s get right into some big takeaways I had after the game: 1. OG Anunoby prayer circle First and foremost, we must all slit our palms, offering blood sacrifices to the gods in […]
The New York Knicks beat the bone marrow out of the Atlanta Hawks in a 126-97 Game 5 assault. After losing Game 2 by 1 point and Game 3 by 1 point, the Knicks won the next two games by a combined 37 points, distancing themselves from the competition. Detroit’s in a 3-1 hole to […]
As an NBA viewer, I demand my voice be heard. As each team is eliminated, I will be conducting exit reviews, detailing what I enjoyed and disliked, along with offseason suggestions to improve these teams and increase my interest in their product. Today, let’s talk about the team Giannis Antetokounmpo quiet-quit-quite-loudly. Giannis’s disgust with Milwaukee […]
The Minnesota Timberwolves beat the Denver Nuggets 112-96 in Game 4 to go up 3-1 in their first-round series. Minnesota Timberwolves up 2-1. Jaden McDaniels said the Nuggets can’t play defense, then went out there and proved they don’t play defense. Tipped his cap and strut away, cut away to the credits. Game 4 began […]
The Houston Rockets are a lot of nonsense. Tilma Fertilla, one of the poorest owners in the NBA, wealth accumulated through a plethora of Rainforest Cafe cash registers. Rafael Stone, the GM whose first order of business, acquiring Christian Wood and Kevin Porter Jr, two players later suspended after they were benched early in a […]
Friday night, America’s most blunted, ready to watch two basketball games simultaneously with NFL Draft alerts on, Yankees on the iPad. Oh, what a night. Let’s start with Boston and Philly tied 1-1ā”it’s not a series until the home team loses”. The postseason, when reporters and podcasters trade barren axioms like “poking the bear” or […]
New York Knicks owner, James Dolan, recent victim of Pablo Torre’s quest to be banned from every sports arena. Dolan found using should-be-illegal facial recognition technology to watch people around Madison Square Garden and The Sphere in Vegas. The bigot spied on a trans woman who frequented Knicks games for 2 years straight, writing up […]
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