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Jameis Winston Biggest Strength Is Not Being Aaron Rodgers

The New York Giants are signing Jameis Winston to a 2-year, $8 million contract. The Pick Six Prince is baking turnovers all over New Jersey.

Gemma Is Finally Free To Serve Face

After watching the Severance Season 2 Finale, here are the 7 biggest questions I have about the future of this show.

Shedeur Sanders Will Burn The New York Giants Organization to the Ground

The New York Giants have the no. 3 pick in the 2025 NFL Draft, let’s talk about who they should *NOT* Draft, under any circumstance.

Stephen A. Smith is a Hero For Standing Up To LeBron James

The biggest story in sports media today: Stephen A. Smith vs. LeBron James. Thankfully, we have Stephen A. willing to stand up against Bron

4 Remaining Free Agents The New York Giants Should Sign ASAP

The New York Giants don’t have a ton of free agents lining up outside of their facility but there may be a few hidden gems left on the market

I Need The Same Agent As Bonnie Blue

Everything I know about Bonnie Blue, I’ve learned against my will. I want/need to have her management team on my side.

AEW Revolution 2025 Awards

From Toni Storm becoming a legend to Edge and Moxley looking around like “we’re legends, right..RIGHT?” Here’s AEW Revolution 2025 awards

Trade Grades: Seattle Sends DK Metcalf To Pittsburgh Steelers

The Seattle Seahawks traded wide receiver DK Metcalf to the Pittsburgh Steelers for a 2nd round pick..but who won the trade???

Daniel Jones Is Exactly What The Indianapolis Colts Are Looking For

Signing a 1-year, $14 million contract, Daniel Jones takes his questionable talents to the Indianapolis Colts to battle Anthony Richardson.

Xavier Worthy Survives His Kansas City Chiefs Humiliation Ritual

With his recent arrest for strangling a woman, ya know, that thing psychopaths do, Xavier Worthy is officially a Kansas City Chief.

Gerrit Cole Needing Tommy John Surgery Is The Best Possible Scenario For The New York Yankees

A Gerrit Cole Tommy John surgery miiiiight feel like a punch in the face for Yankees fans but *takes shot of cope* this is actually GOOD news

Jevon Holland Is Coming To Save The Giants Pathetic Secondary

4-year safety with the Miami Dolphins is signing a 3-year, $45 million deal to save the New York Giants putrid secondary.

Sam Darnold Moves To Seattle To Become The Next Seahawks QB Treading Water

Sam Darnold is the new QB1 of the Seattle Seahawks, signing a 3-year $100 million contract with $55 million guaranteed to go .500 every season

NOT DRUSKI NOOOOOOOOOOO PUT DOWN THE BABY OIL

Never expected to see Druski and Diddy in the same sentence but I DEFINITELY didn’t expect them to be in the same baby oil sentence. Ew.

After Scamming the New York Jets, Haason Reddick Brings His Talent To Tampa Bay

2022 All-Pro defensive end, Haason Reddick, after wasting the New York Jets time, signs a 1-year, $14 million deal with the Tampa Bay Bucs.

2025 New York Jets Free Agency Guide

From suring up the trenches to deciding, ya know, who will be their starting quarterback, let’s talk 2025 New York Jets free agency.

2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Free Agency Guide

From locking down Chris Godwin to potentially reeling in a Bosa Brothers, let’s talk 2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers free agency.

2025 Chicago Bears Free Agency Guide

From a potential return of a HOF pass rusher to the reconstruction of this stinky O-Line, let’s talk 2025 chicago Bears free agency

The Game I Watched Yesterday: The Knicks and Lakers Randomly Decide To Have a Classic at 1AM

From Luka and OG having a weird one-on-one battle to Jalen Brunson snapping under the weight of KAT’s nothingness, Let’s talk Knicks Lakers

5 DK Metcalf Trade Ideas

A DK Metcalf trade is imminent. Let’s look around the NFL and see which 5 teams would benefit most from acquiring the 2-time Pro Bowler.

7 Biggest Winners and Losers of the 2025 Oscars

From Zoe Saldana weeping to Conan O’Brien avoiding a Will Smith beat down, let’s talk 2025 Oscars baybeeeeeee.

The Stress of Landry Shamet Minutes

Landry Shamet is the last man off the New York Knicks bench and the most fascinating player on the team. Every night is a tryout to stay in the NBA.

Lester Lee’s WWE Elimination Chamber 2025 Review

From Jade Cargill sending a girl to the ICU to John Cena selling his soul to The Rock, let’s talk WWE Elimination Chamber 2025

The Lakers Are Running Luka Doncic Through The Lame Machine

Luka Doncic is about to go through Boot Camp, returning from summer vacation with an entirely different personality. Swag confiscated.

I Cannot Stop Watching This Asian Girl Saying The N-Word Live On Her Twitch Stream

Twitch Streamer, Extra Emily, said the n-word live on camera so casually that you know the word is part of her regular vocabulary.

We Don’t Give Alex Rodriguez Enough Credit For Breaking The Yankees No-Beard Policy First

The Yankees have officially ended their antiquated no-beard policy but let’s give a round of applause to Alex Rodriguez for always keeping a beard.

Woke Killed Hooters

After all these years, Hooters may be finally shutting its doors as they’ve filed for bankruptcy thanks to the woke mind virus.

What Do You Do When You Find Out Steve Smith Is Rearranging Your Wife’s IUD?

So you open your wife’s phone and see she’s texting NFL All-Pro receiver, Steve Smith, about wanting to gag on it. What do you do next?

Anthony Edwards Needs To Learn When It’s Time To Make A Phone Call

Every 6 months we are forced against our will to read psychotic Anthony Edwards abortion texts because he simply won’t make a phone call.

It Is Sooooo Funny That Logan Paul Thinks He’s Banned From Egypt

Logan Paul got some bad news today: He is banned from Egypt. Or at least, that’s what Mr. Beast told him…..lol

Matt Gaetz Should Challenge Alan Ritchson To A Fight

A new “celebrity” beef between Matt Gaetz and Alan Ritchson is brewing. The man who pays children for sex and that guy from that thing.

Predicting All 32 Starting Quarterbacks For the 2025 NFL Season

Let’s predict who will be every team’s starting QB for the 2025 NFL Season before players start changing cities.

The Truly Awful Part About Lavar Ball Losing His Foot That No One’s Talking About

Lavar Ball seems to be in good spirits after his foot amputation but it’s all about to go downhill once his caretaker arrives…

We Cannot Allow Tom Hanks To Portray MAGA Voters As Racists

SNL aired a Tom Hanks MAGA sketch that disrespected and demeaned Trump voters, the least racist people on God’s white, I mean green Earth

The Truth Lies Within Your Vacuum Cleaner Bags

I have discovered a new way to unlock full human potential. All of humanities mysteries can be answered inside of your vacuum cleaner bags

We Need To Start a GoFundMe For The Chicago Cubs

If you’re a true Chicago Cubs fan then you’d understand that even though your team makes the most money in MLB, the owner just can’t afford players.

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