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It’s Always a Good Sign When Your Entire Coaching Staff Can’t Wait To Coach Somewhere Else

Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn have their names in every NFL head coaching rumor. I’m sure both men are suuuuper focused on winning the Super Bowl.

Ranking 9 Potential Starting Quarterback Options For The 2025 New York Giants

The 2025 New York Giants need a quarterback, no offense to Tommy DeVito. From Russell Wilson to Zach Wilson, let’s rank potential QB1s for Big Blue

I Was The 920th Guy Bonnie Blue Slept With in 24 Hours And I Had a Lovely Time

OnlyFans creator, Bonnie Blue, just broke a record by sleeping with 1,000 men in 24 hours and I was fortunate enough to be apart of this historic moment.

The Pimp Bomb: Fantasy Booking AEW Collision With The 2004 WWE Roster

From predicting the first ever women’s gauntlet match to fantasy booking AEW Collision with 2004 WWE roster, welcome to the Pipe Bomb.

Deion Sanders Would Be The Perfect Head Coach For The Dallas Cowboys

After ghosting Mike McCarthy, a Deion Sanders Dallas Cowboys union may be forming in what will inevitably be the dumbest, silliest daily nonsense machine we’ve seen in years.

To The Food Stamps Line, Sam Darnold

Sam Darnold was looking at Juan Soto money this offseason until he decided to have one bad playoff game. Now, he’ll be lucky to afford rent this month.

NFL Wild Card Weekend Awards

NFL Wild Card Weekend is where we separate the real title contenders from the Denver Broncos. Let’s give out some awards for the first round of the playoffs.

Ranking All 6 NFL Head Coach Openings Based on Where I’d Want To Work

There are 6 NFL head coach openings right now. But not every situation is equal. Some of these places are dream jobs while others are the Saints.

You Should All Be Shamed of Yourselves For Booing a Legend Like Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan showed up to WWE’s Monday Night Debut on Netflix and was greeted by a chorus of boos by ungrateful, woke, annoying fans.

10 More Candidates The New York Jets Should Interview Next

New York Jets candidates are being named left and right. They need a GM and a head coach and they want everyone to know how hard they’re searching. But they might as well interview these candidates next.

Rankings The 2025 NFL Wild Card Weekend Games Based On Which Will Be The Most Fun To Watch

2025 NFL Wild Card Weekend has arrived but just because it’s the postseason doesn’t automatically mean every game will be good. Let’s rank these matchups by watchability.

8 Biggest Winners and Losers of the Fox Sports Sex Scandal

An insane but in hindsight very obvious Fox Sports sex scandal has rocked sports media. From Joy Taylor to Skip Bayless, let’s do winners and losers of this nonsense.

NFL Week 18 Awards

Lets give out our final awards for NFL Week 18. From Bryce Young coming back from the dead to Jerrod Mayo getting the pinkslip, here are your final awards of the 2024 season/

4 Positives New York Giants Fans Can Takeaway From This Atrocious 2025 Season

The New York Giants 2025 was a disaster. A start to finish embarassment. There were 31 NFL team this year and whatever the Giants were doing. But let’s focus on the few, rare positives from the year.

Yes, Ken Dorsey Was The Problem in Cleveland

The Cleveland Browns finished the 2024 NFL season with just 3 wins and a historically awful offense. Ken Dorsey, this is your tape.

George Pickens Just Proved He’s a Better Teammate Than Ja’Marr Chase

It may look like George Pickens just had one of the worst games in the history of history but he was actually just demonstrating his selflessness.

Wait, Aubrey Plaza Was Married?

Today, we are stunned by the news of the death of Aubrey Plaza’s husband, Jeff Baena but more so, we are stunned that Aubrey Plaza had a husband.

6 De’Aaron Fox Trade Ideas

A De’Aaron Fox trade is inevitable. Let’s think of some out of the box trade destinations that may make teams way worse but way more fun.

JJ Redick Ruined His Life

JJ Redick had a perfect life just yapping on podcasts and now TNT spends full segments dunking on him. overambition has stolen another man’s life.

9 Biggest 2025 Pro Bowl Snubs

The 2025 Pro Bowl rosters were released and since we all know this is the most important game of the year, let’s dig into who was snubbed from the squad.

Saquon Barkley Mocking John Mara in a New Ad is Exactly Why Hard Knocks Should Be Cancelled

Saquon Barkley has a new brand sponsorship built around mocking New York Giants owner, John Mara. Time to cancel Hard Knocks.

Perhaps Deshaun Watson Isn’t So Bad After All

After restructuring his contract to give the Cleveland Browns more salary cap flexibility, is Deshaun Watson finally turning into a good guy?

Punching Jordan Poole’s Head Off His Shoulders Was Really Hard For Draymond Green

People may not realize this but Draymond Green punching Jordan Poole in the skull is the worst thing that ever happened to Draymond Green.

Firing Mike Brown is the Best Thing That Could’ve Happened For The Sacramento Kings

Sacramento Kings fans should celebrate the firing of head coach Mike Brown as they can finally move on from whatever this is.

Caleb Williams Was Asked About Bears Fans Chanting “Sell The Team” And His Answer Proves He’s a Bust and a Loser

Caleb Williams and the Chicago Bears absolutely suck this season and after losing their 10th straight game, Caleb proved he’ll never win here.

This Smear Campaign Against Woody Johnson Will Inspire The Next Luigi Mangione To Assassinate The New York Jets Owner

Woody Johnson, the owner of the New York Jets, is under attack from the media shortly after another CEO was murdered in the streets. Makes you think…

If Giancarlo Stanton is a Real Alpha Male Then He’d Demand a Trade

A Cody Bellinger Giancarlo Stanton love triangle in the Bronx may test the Yankees this season but all can be fixed if the alpha male steps up.

The 2024 NBA Cup Final Just Showed Us Everything Wrong With This League

The 2024 NBA Cup Final came and went and nobody cared? The NBA is in a freefall and this Final showed us all exactly why.

Travis Hunter Needs To Dump His Girlfriend ASAP

This Travis Hunter Leanna Lenee relationship has run it’s course as the Heisman winner’s fiance displayed massive main character syndrome on his biggest night.

Adam Schefter Unprofessionally Tweeting At Doug Gotlieb Is Exactly What’s Wrong With ESPN These Days

A new Adam Schefter Doug Gotlieb beef shines a spotlight on ESPN and their nasty business practices. Schefter should be ashamed.

The Yankees Were Right To Not Give Juan Soto’s Family a Suite

The difference between the Yankees and Mets is a Juan Soto suite. One team was willing to give Soto anything while the other proves how to right a team the right way.

Trae Young’s Showboating is Bad For The NBA

A new Trae Young Knicks embarrassment happened this week as the Hawks star showed awful sportsmanship, contributing the NBA’s demise.

The Eagles Should Cut Diva Wide Receiver AJ Brown

The Eagles are on a 50,000 game winning streak and star wide receiver, AJ Brown, is complaining about not getting the ball enough. Disgusting.

How Can You People Celebrate The Death of a Billionaire Health Insurance CEO?

Luigi Mangione is being treated like a hero after slaying an innocent, noble health insurance CEO. America has a problem.

Brett Favre FINALLY Apologizes For His Biggest Controversy

Brett Favre’s legacy has been shaky with some of his terrible decision-making but he just apologized for his biggest controversy.

Planting Your Team’s Flag on Another Team’s Field Should Be Illegal

Planting your flag on another team’s field will be a felony thanks to a new Ohio sportsmanship law. As it should be.

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