24 Biggest Winners and Losers of the 2025 NBA Draft Lottery
Is Giannis heading to Texas? Is Jared McCain getting a new TikTok buddy? Are the Brooklyn Nets fucked? Let’s talk 2025 NBA Draft Lottery.
The Latest Stuff
-
-
Horniness Killed The Celtics Dynasty and The Draymond Green Agenda™
From Joe Mazzulla blowing it to The Draymond Green Agenda to Tyrese The Cowardly Point Guard, Let’s get up some Free Throws
-
-
-
-
2025 NFL Draft Awards
From Shedeur Sanders falling to the 5th round to Mel Kiper crashing out on ESPN, let’s give out some 2025 NFL Draft Awards.
-
Will Shannon Sharpe Ever Find Love?
ESPN star, Shannon Sharpe, recently had his heart broken by his teenage girlfriend. We all need to rally behind him, the real victim.
-
Wrestlemania 41: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
WrestleMania 41 marks the end of me giving away my time and attention to a company that only wants to sell Logan Paul’s coconut water.
-
Max Fried is the Best Free Agent Signing of the Year
This offseason, the Yankees signed Max Fried to an 8-year, $218 million contract, little did we know it was the biggest signing ever.
-
-
Ranking Every Episode of Black Mirror Season 7
From the USS Callister sequel to my undying allegiance to The Throng, let’s rank every episode of Black Mirror season 7.
-
3 Biggest Storylines Heading Into the 2025 NBA Play-In Tournament
The 2025 NBA Play-In Tournament: where barely functioning teams shed blood, sweat and tears, to be swept by the 1 seed.
-
2025 WNBA Draft Awards
The 2025 WNBA Draft may be one of the biggest events in the history of this league…so let’s hand out some awards.
-
-
“Fuck You, Pay Me” -Kyle Tucker
Chicago Cubs star, Kyle Tucker, is in the final year of his contract so he just decided to become the best player in the baseball.
-
The Game I Watched Yesterday: James Harden Reaches His Final Form
The Clippers and Warriors had the biggest game of the season with James Harden carrying LA on his back in a huge OT win against his opps.
-
-
Lester Locks In: Kawhi is the GOAT, the Yankees Can’t Pitch and Wrestlemania Week
Welcome to Lester Locks In, where I, Lester Lee, will choose a few teams or events or people to lock in on for the week. This week we’ve got some Cubbies, some NBA playoff squads, Wrestlemania week and of course, my beloved Bronx Bombers.
-
Ranking The Best NBA Landing Spots For Cooper Flagg
The 2025 National Player of the Year is coming. Cooper Flagg has the potential to ignite a city’s economy. What’s the best landing spot for the future Hall of Famer?
-
Ken Griffey Jr is Showing Us The Importance of Having Hobbies
In a world where men spend their free time yapping online, Ken Griffey Jr is once again showing us how a cool, healthy adult man should move.
-
Friends & Neighbors is Divorced Dad Mid-Life Crisis Porn
Deadseriousness TV Review: Friends & Neighbors—finally, a show for the biggest victims in this country, middle-aged wealthy white dudes.
-
-
-
-
The Game I Watched Yesterday: The Celtics Put Baby in the Corner…Again
The Knicks Celtics Tuesday night overtime battle proved something once and for all: the Knicks cannot beat the Celtics.
-
31 Players With The Most To Prove In The 2025 NBA Playoffs
From role players like Dyson Daniels to stars like Luka Doncic, let’s talk about players who have the most to prove in the 2025 NBA Playoffs
-
The Pipe Bomb: Booker T vs. Swerve Strickland
Welcome to the Pipe Bomb, this week, let’s just talk about one singular issue: Booker T vs. Swerve Strickland.
-
I Just Don’t Have What It Takes To Be As Successful as Pat McAfee
This new Pat McAfee Mary Kate Cornett lawsuit is a reminder that I simply do not have what it takes to reach that level of success.
-
Let Millie Bobby Brown Make All The Garbage She Wants
Welcome to Deadseriousness Movie reviews. Today, let’s talk about Netflix’s expensive waste of time, The Electric State.
-
-
MLB Must Ban The New York Yankees New Illegal Bats
On Saturday, the Yankees beat the bone marrow out of the Milwaukee Brewers in a historic 20-9 strangling all thanks to their new bats.
-
You Should Always Fire Your Head Coach 21 Days Before The Playoffs
The Memphis Grizzlies have 8 games left before the playoff start—the perfect time to fire Taylor Jenkins for no clear reason at all.
-
22 Biggest Winners and Losers of 2025 NFL Free Agency
From The Seahawks swapping their mid out for new mid to Daniel Jones vs. Anthony Richardson: Race War, let’s talk 2025 NFL Free Agency
-
-
College Basketball Needs More Unhinged Sore Losers Like Dan Hurley
Dan Hurley is the last of a dying breed. He’s a throwback to the golden era of college basketball when coaches were sociopaths.
-
Amanda Seyfried Auditioning For Snow White Would’ve Saved America
Amanda Seyfried revealed she auditioned to star in Wicked but the country would be in a far better place if she auditioned for Snow White.
-
-
Mikal Bridges Is Turning Karl-Anthony Towns Into The Best Third Option in the NBA
With all the recent talk of who has the best third option in the NBA, Mikal Bridges has stepped up to nominate Karl-Anthony Towns.
-
The Game I Watched Yesterday: UConn Committed ASSAULT
The UConn ladies just put Arkansas State through HELL with a 103-34 BEAT DOWN. Arkansas State is still in the ICU.
-
Jameis Winston’s Biggest Strength Is Not Being Aaron Rodgers
The New York Giants are signing Jameis Winston to a 2-year, $8 million contract. The Pick Six Prince is baking turnovers all over New Jersey.
Load More
Congratulations. You've reached the end of the internet.