Any Giannis Antetokounmpo Trade is Bad and Dumb
And 3 Fake Giannis trade proposals
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NFL Week 9 Awards
From Dak Prescott admitting his team might not be very good to Derek Carr murdering everyone around him, here are your NFL Week 9 awards
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The NBA Needs an Award For Whatever It Is Josh Hart Does
Takeaways From The New York Knicks Opening Week
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The Floor is the Best Show on Television
The Floor—where two people go back and forth seeing pictures of things and saying what they are—is the best show on TV by miles.
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There’s Only One Reason Why The Giants Shouldn’t Bring Back Daniel Jones Next Season
And 3 Takeaways From The New York Giants Week 8 Loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers
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NFL Week 8 Awards
From Nick Bosa making America Great Again to Anthony Richardson being the most tired boy, here are your NFL Week 8 Awards
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Aaron Judge Being Atrocious in the Postseason Just Makes His Regular Season Success More Impressive
And 4 Takeaways From Games 1 and 2 of the 2024 World Series
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Is Marcus Mariota the Next Baker Mayfield?
And 5 random storylines heading into NFL Week 5.
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Karl-Anthony Towns is a Loser
And 7 Takeaways from the Knicks season opener against the Celtics.
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9 Bold (Borderline Stupid) Predictions For The 2024-25 NBA Season
From the Memphis Grizzlies winning the West to the Houston Rockets making a blockbuster trade, here are the 2024-25 NBA season predictions
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NFL Week 7 Awards
From Mike Tomlin accidentally making a great decision to karma popping Deshaun Watson’s tire to Tim Boyle Tim Boyling, here are your NFL Week 7 awards
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SEEEEEEEE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WEIRDO
Deshaun Watson just suffered a brutal achilles injury and I pray he gets back healt—SIKE RIP YOU CREEPY LITTLE WORM
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Who Cares if Mikal Bridges Can’t Shoot?
Mikal Bridges went 0-for-10 in the Knicks preseason finale against the Washington Wizards but who cares? This isn’t a big deal…
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Juan Soto Was The Missing Piece
Juan Soto is the greatest acquisition in New York Yankees history and no one can tell me otherwise. Time to win the World Series.
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If The Yankees Win the World Series, Thank Gio Urshela
The Gleyber Torres Gio Urshela bromance saved the New York Yankees as the two joined forces to fix Gleyber’s brutally broken swing.
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Travis Hunter Has a Brilliant Argument For Why He Deserves The Heisman
The Travis Hunter Heisman campaign has a brand new, sound proof argument, introduced on the RGIII podcast, for some reason.
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9 NBA Rookies I’m Most Excited To Watch This Season
NBA rookies bring a spark, a hopefulness, a joy into the league every year. They are unscratched lotto tickets, mystery boxes to behold
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6 Biggest Winners and Losers of the Davante Adams New York Jets Trade
The Davante Adams New York Jets trade is official. The Raiders are sending the 3-time All Pro receiver to die in New Jersey.
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5 NBA Players I Pray Are Just “Normal” This Season
From Ben Simmons offseason workout videos to Kyrie Irving’s thoughts on Israel, here are 5 players I pray are just normal this NBA season.
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The Sixers Don’t Need Joel Embiid To Play Back-To-Backs
Weeks before the 2024-24 NBA Season, Joel Embiid told ESPN that he will never play in back-to-backs again. Sixers fans need not worry.
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5 Pass Rushers The Detroit Lions Should Trade For To Replace Aidan Hutchinson
The Detroit Lions will be without star pass rusher, Aidan Hutchinson, after his leg exploded to a million pieces. Here are 5 guys with working legs.
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The Game I Watched Yesterday: I Wish Daniel Jones Was Good
The New York Giants defense put the Cincinnati Bengals in handcuffs while the Giants offense put themselves in handcuffs. Thanks Daniel Jones
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2024 NFL Week 6 Awards
From Trevor Lawrence getting outplayed by a rookie to the Dallas Cowboys just getting outplayed period, here are your NFL Week 6 awards.
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5 Biggest Takeaways From AEW WrestleDream 2024
AEW WrestleDream 2024 saw the crowning of new stars, the returns of old stars and whatever the hell Chris Jericho was doing.
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Donte DiVincenzo vs. Rick Brunson
A Donte DiVincenzo Rick Brunson melee almost took place at Madison Square as the Wolves and Knicks did BATTLE
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Malik Nabers Should Absolutely Be Punished For Attending a Travis Scott Concert While in Concussion Protocol
Dealing with a serious concussion that’s now keeping him out for 2 consecutive games, Malik Nabers was caught at the Travis Scott concert.
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Hey, Kike Hernandez, I Don’t Want To Party Like That
Kike Hernandez hit a huge homer to give the Dodgers a 1-0 lead in Game 5 of the NLDS and his celebration was a bit unorthodox
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You Can’t Fire Robert Saleh For Being a Lesbian
The New York Jets have fired head coach Robert Saleh, after another brutal loss this Sunday but perhaps Saleh was fired for his politics…
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NFL Power Rankings: Biggest Questions For Every Team Heading Into Week 6
From Kirk Cousins on the juice to the Giants coming alive, here are the biggest questions for every team in these NFL Power Rankings
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2024 NFL Week 5 Awards
From Daniel Jones DOMINATING the Seahawks to Sean McDermott putting on a coaching disaster class, here are the NFL Week 5 Awards
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Deadseriousness WWE Bad Blood 2024 Review
WWE Bad Blood 2024 had CM Punk restoring the feeling, Gunther vs. Goldberg for some reason and the return of The Rock
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Pay Pete Alonso Everything
After one of the worst seasons of his career, Pete Alonso was going into free agency cold. Then he hit one of biggest homers EVER.
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The New York Giants Should Build Around Micah McFadden
The New York Giants sucks this year, as they do every year. But there is one glowing gem in the midst of this trash: Linebacker Micah McFadden
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Von Miller is Surrounded By Crazy Women
All Von Miller wants to do is make wayyy more money than he currently deserves and pummel every pregnant woman in his line of sight
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4 Davante Adams Trade Ideas
A Davante Adams trade is looming. Both sides are ready to go their separate ways. Which teams should go all in on the All-Pro receiver?
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