The Pipe Bomb: Booker T vs. Swerve Strickland
Welcome to the Pipe Bomb, this week, let’s just talk about one singular issue: Booker T vs. Swerve Strickland.
The Latest Stuff
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I Just Don’t Have What It Takes To Be As Successful as Pat McAfee
This new Pat McAfee Mary Kate Cornett lawsuit is a reminder that I simply do not have what it takes to reach that level of success.
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Let Millie Bobby Brown Make All The Garbage She Wants
Welcome to Deadseriousness Movie reviews. Today, let’s talk about Netflix’s expensive waste of time, The Electric State.
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Deadseriousness 2025 NFL Mock Draft
Who will the Titans draft no. 1? Who will take on the Sanders Family? How will the Browns mess this one up? Here is your 2025 NFL Mock Draft
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MLB Must Ban The New York Yankees New Illegal Bats
On Saturday, the Yankees beat the bone marrow out of the Milwaukee Brewers in a historic 20-9 strangling all thanks to their new bats.
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You Should Always Fire Your Head Coach 21 Days Before The Playoffs
The Memphis Grizzlies have 8 games left before the playoff start—the perfect time to fire Taylor Jenkins for no clear reason at all.
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22 Biggest Winners and Losers of 2025 NFL Free Agency
From The Seahawks swapping their mid out for new mid to Daniel Jones vs. Anthony Richardson: Race War, let’s talk 2025 NFL Free Agency
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College Basketball Needs More Unhinged Sore Losers Like Dan Hurley
Dan Hurley is the last of a dying breed. He’s a throwback to the golden era of college basketball when coaches were sociopaths.
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Amanda Seyfried Auditioning For Snow White Would’ve Saved America
Amanda Seyfried revealed she auditioned to star in Wicked but the country would be in a far better place if she auditioned for Snow White.
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I’d Be Honored To Date The President’s Special Needs Son’s Sloppy Seconds
The Tiger Woods Vanessa Trump dating news is official. Tiger now joins the most brilliant, powerful, classy, respectable family in US History
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Mikal Bridges Is Turning Karl-Anthony Towns Into The Best Third Option in the NBA
With all the recent talk of who has the best third option in the NBA, Mikal Bridges has stepped up to nominate Karl-Anthony Towns.
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The Game I Watched Yesterday: UConn Committed ASSAULT
The UConn ladies just put Arkansas State through HELL with a 103-34 BEAT DOWN. Arkansas State is still in the ICU.
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Jameis Winston’s Biggest Strength Is Not Being Aaron Rodgers
The New York Giants are signing Jameis Winston to a 2-year, $8 million contract. The Pick Six Prince is baking turnovers all over New Jersey.
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Gemma Is Finally Free To Serve Face
After watching the Severance Season 2 Finale, here are the 7 biggest questions I have about the future of this show.
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Shedeur Sanders Will Burn The New York Giants Organization to the Ground
The New York Giants have the no. 3 pick in the 2025 NFL Draft, let’s talk about who they should *NOT* Draft, under any circumstance.
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Stephen A. Smith is a Hero For Standing Up To LeBron James
The biggest story in sports media today: Stephen A. Smith vs. LeBron James. Thankfully, we have Stephen A. willing to stand up against Bron
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4 Remaining Free Agents The New York Giants Should Sign ASAP
The New York Giants don’t have a ton of free agents lining up outside of their facility but there may be a few hidden gems left on the market
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I Need The Same Agent As Bonnie Blue
Everything I know about Bonnie Blue, I’ve learned against my will. I want/need to have her management team on my side.
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AEW Revolution 2025 Awards
From Toni Storm becoming a legend to Edge and Moxley looking around like “we’re legends, right..RIGHT?” Here’s AEW Revolution 2025 awards
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Trade Grades: Seattle Sends DK Metcalf To Pittsburgh Steelers
The Seattle Seahawks traded wide receiver DK Metcalf to the Pittsburgh Steelers for a 2nd round pick..but who won the trade???
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Daniel Jones Is Exactly What The Indianapolis Colts Are Looking For
Signing a 1-year, $14 million contract, Daniel Jones takes his questionable talents to the Indianapolis Colts to battle Anthony Richardson.
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Xavier Worthy Survives His Kansas City Chiefs Humiliation Ritual
With his recent arrest for strangling a woman, ya know, that thing psychopaths do, Xavier Worthy is officially a Kansas City Chief.
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Gerrit Cole Needing Tommy John Surgery Is The Best Possible Scenario For The New York Yankees
A Gerrit Cole Tommy John surgery miiiiight feel like a punch in the face for Yankees fans but *takes shot of cope* this is actually GOOD news
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Jevon Holland Is Coming To Save The Giants Pathetic Secondary
4-year safety with the Miami Dolphins is signing a 3-year, $45 million deal to save the New York Giants putrid secondary.
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Sam Darnold Moves To Seattle To Become The Next Seahawks QB Treading Water
Sam Darnold is the new QB1 of the Seattle Seahawks, signing a 3-year $100 million contract with $55 million guaranteed to go .500 every season
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NOT DRUSKI NOOOOOOOOOOO PUT DOWN THE BABY OIL
Never expected to see Druski and Diddy in the same sentence but I DEFINITELY didn’t expect them to be in the same baby oil sentence. Ew.
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After Scamming the New York Jets, Haason Reddick Brings His Talent To Tampa Bay
2022 All-Pro defensive end, Haason Reddick, after wasting the New York Jets time, signs a 1-year, $14 million deal with the Tampa Bay Bucs.
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2025 New York Jets Free Agency Guide
From suring up the trenches to deciding, ya know, who will be their starting quarterback, let’s talk 2025 New York Jets free agency.
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2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Free Agency Guide
From locking down Chris Godwin to potentially reeling in a Bosa Brothers, let’s talk 2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers free agency.
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2025 Chicago Bears Free Agency Guide
From a potential return of a HOF pass rusher to the reconstruction of this stinky O-Line, let’s talk 2025 chicago Bears free agency
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The Game I Watched Yesterday: The Knicks and Lakers Randomly Decide To Have a Classic at 1AM
From Luka and OG having a weird one-on-one battle to Jalen Brunson snapping under the weight of KAT’s nothingness, Let’s talk Knicks Lakers
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5 DK Metcalf Trade Ideas
A DK Metcalf trade is imminent. Let’s look around the NFL and see which 5 teams would benefit most from acquiring the 2-time Pro Bowler.
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7 Biggest Winners and Losers of the 2025 Oscars
From Zoe Saldana weeping to Conan O’Brien avoiding a Will Smith beat down, let’s talk 2025 Oscars baybeeeeeee.
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The Stress of Landry Shamet Minutes
Landry Shamet is the last man off the New York Knicks bench and the most fascinating player on the team. Every night is a tryout to stay in the NBA.
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Lester Lee’s WWE Elimination Chamber 2025 Review
From Jade Cargill sending a girl to the ICU to John Cena selling his soul to The Rock, let’s talk WWE Elimination Chamber 2025
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The Lakers Are Running Luka Doncic Through The Lame Machine
Luka Doncic is about to go through Boot Camp, returning from summer vacation with an entirely different personality. Swag confiscated.
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