What to Expect From NFL Week 7

Week 7 is a weird point in the season for me to decide to start a weekly article but that’s what I do here. Cut corners. Not a big committer. This could be the first and last time I do this. Who knows. Anyway, here’s what to expect from the NFL in week 7.


Cleveland Browns vs. St. Louis Rams

gary barnidge

It’s going to be a shoot out in St. Louis and the Cleveland Browns are going to pull a win out of their ass.

Vikings vs. Lions

adrian peterso lions

It’s going to be a loooong day in Detroit.

New York Jets vs. New England Patriots

butt fumble

The New York Jets are having a fantastic season but you know, Jets gonna Jet.

Houston Texans vs. Miami Dolphins

jj watt


JJ Watt is FOCUSED. Good luck, Miami.

New Orleans Saints vs. Indianapolis Colts

andrew luck

Andrew Luck might actually win a game this year against a good(?) team.

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Kansas City Chiefs

landry jones

Landry Jones is going to break every Pittsburgh Steelers record. I don’t just mean throwing. They might throw him into the secondary for some interceptions.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Washington Redskins

jamies winston

Uh, this is not Tampa Bay’s year.


Atlanta Falcons vs. Tennessee Titans

zach mettenberger

Marcus Marriota is out which means one thing and one thing only. It’s Zach Mettenberger time.

Oakland Raiders vs. San Diego Chargers

philip rivers

When you throw for 500 yards and still can’t win a game…

Philadelphia Eagles vs. Carolina Panthers

cam newton


Cam Newton is going to be dancing on Philadelphia’s grave all day long.


New York Giants vs. Dallas Cowboys

odb catch

Remember this catch? Remember? Remember?

Baltimore Ravens vs. Arizona Cardinals

carson palmer

I’m not saying that Carson Palmer has an in with the refs but like, exhibit A.



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