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Stormy Daniels Arrested For Letting Guys Touch Her While She Was Performing At a Strip Club

What Happened?

Porn actress Stormy Daniels was arrested at an Ohio strip club and is accused of letting patrons touch her in violation of a state law, her attorney said early Thursday.

While Daniels was performing at Sirens, a strip club in Columbus, some patrons touched her in a “non-sexual” way, her lawyer, Michael Avenatti, told The Associated Press.

An Ohio law known as the Community Defense Act prohibits anyone who isn’t a family member to touch a nude or semi-nude dancer.

 

(NY Post)

Yikes.

Stormy Daniels goes across this great land stripping for the American people and it would appear as though she ran into a narc who tipped off the police about her letting a paying customer perhaps touch a boob or two.

Imagine going to this gross ass strip club in hopes of seeing a porn star from back in like 2003, pre-high definition, only to get there as she’s being dragged out in handcuffs. Talk about a wasted Wednesday night. You called a babysitter for nothing.

Was Stormy Daniels set up?

Touching a stripper seems like an extremely low priority for the local police. It’s hard not to imagine that there was a cop in a backward hat and an old LeBron James jersey trying to blend in before approaching Stormy in a very nervous undercover cop way and asking if he may place his hand upon her buttocks moments before cuffing her.

Here is my problem with this story: how is the consequence of letting a guest touch you an arrest? From my understanding, if there’s a rule against touching strippers and you touch strippers, a gigantic bouncer powerbombs you out of the building onto the sidewalk before you even get an opportunity to apologize.

The guests are usually the ones who are disciplined in this scenario. Worst case, the strip club gets in trouble and they must personally reprimand their strippers in-house. Not quite sure why the stripper would face legal action for being groped.

There are two possible reasons why Stormy Daniels would be arrested for this: 1. It was a sting operation or 2. her lawyer isn’t being so truthful about Stormy being touched in a ‘non-sexual’ way. Again, if a guest goes too far, they are simply tossed from the building. The stripper isn’t jailed.

Sounds like homegirl might have let a private patron pay a little extra for some extra services. Shout out to the undercover cop who was assigned to go finger a porn star in the back room. It’s a good gig if you can get it.

Also real quick, is Ohio the wackest place on Earth? You can’t touch the strippers? “Anyone who isn’t a family member can’t touch nude performers” so then what’s the point of even going unless you’re like, their brother? What if you get a private lap dance? Do they ziptie your hands behind your back until it’s over? Actually, when I word it that way, I’m suddenly into it.

 

#FreeStormy

 

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