Rising New York Jets star Robby Anderson was busted in Florida for driving double the speed limit early Friday — and then threatening to sexually assault the cop’s wife while sitting in the back of a cruiser, police said.
Anderson, 24, vowed to “find” her, “f–k her” and “nut in her eye,” according to the Broward County Sheriff’s Office.
“Based on his statements, it was clear that he intended to sexually assault my wife,” the officer explained in the police report.
“He continued [to] make other verbal threats towards my family,” the cop said. “He also began to brag about how much money he has and how all I was doing was trying to do is ‘ruin his fun.’ ”
“Based on his statements, it was clear that he intended to sexually assault my wife”. That’s a fair call from the officer who just heard a grown man tell him that he was going to ejaculate in his significant other’s eyeballs. Definitely an interesting report this guy had to file over the weekend regarding an NFL wide receiver.
2017 was a break out year for Robby Anderson. He was Josh McCown’s go-to receiver with 63 receptions, 941 yards and 7 touchdowns. Anderson led the Jets in both yards and touchdowns as well as targets. He’s a budding star in the NFL.
Annndddd now that’s all over because he’s too busy trying to cum in chick’s eyes and driving 105 in a 45. Ugh, don’t you hate it when the cops try to ‘ruin your fun’ when you’re a ‘rich’ NFL star making $543,333 a year and people are jealous of you for being so rich.
Here’s the thing about wide receivers: they are extremely replaceable. Please believe and understand this. Julian Edelman went out before the season even started and the Patriots are a game away from the Super Bowl. Perhaps that’s a bad example because the Patriots are the Patriots. Name the two starting wide receivers on the Jaguars? You can’t. I know you can’t. And Blake Bortles is still winning games.
The Jets do not need Robby Anderson. If they are going to draft a quarterback this year and go all in on him, they need an offensive line first and foremost. They need a running game to open the play action for him to hit those beautiful 5-yard in routes. They need a tight end that can take the pressure off by sitting in the middle of the zone defense.
You know what they don’t need? Robby Anderson.
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