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Power Ranking The 7 Best Movies Coming To Netflix February 2018

This seems like a sort of slow month for Netflix as far as the overall quantity of movies they are releasing but February is a shorter month so that’s an excuse or whatever. No Valentine’s Day movies, believe it or not.

Guess I’ll stick to my usual Netflix and chill plans of turning on the Netflix home screen and then immediately making a move on the girl next to me who was expecting to watch Definitely, Maybe.

Here are the 7 best movies coming to Netflix February 2018:

7. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Is this the movie that made me fall in love with Angelina Jolie? Yes. Is this the movie that I’m going to watch the second I’m done writing this article? Yes. Is this a good movie? No. But I’m not watching Tomb Raider for the nuanced character development and the plot intricacies and twists.

I’M WATCHING FOR MY GIRL ANGELINA BABYYYY. List off all of Angelina’s great movies: Okay, now that you’re looking at a blank piece of paper, can we all agree that when a movie like Tomb Raider becomes available on streaming that we must pretend like it’s her best work because the alternative is like, googling Jolie’s name and remembering how sad it is that she’s a 42-year-old divorcee with no more acting roles.

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