Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson are making out all over the place these days. Every time I scroll through Twitter, I see a new photo of these two dry humping in a very public location. How cute.
Everyone’s first reaction when they first saw this new couple emerge was questioning how Pete was able to pull Kate. SNL men have a history of hitting out of their league. Whether it’s Jason Sudiekis with Olivia Wilde or Colin Jost with Scarlett Johansson, there’s a pattern here.
Except in this case. In this relationship, I am genuinely curious how Kate Beckinsale was able to land Pete Davidson. He is
Pete Davidson is the most recognizable cast member on the most prestigious comedy show ever. I don’t think he’s the funniest by any means but he without a doubt has the biggest profile. Every move he makes ends up on Page Six of the New York Post while no one gives a shit what Michael Che is up to right now.
He just dated the biggest pop star on planet Earth. There are songs about Pete and his big dick energy straight from the mouth of the most popular woman in American music. Meanwhile, Kate’s ex is this guy:
Hollister Topher Grace over here.
Also real quick, let’s run through Kate Beckinsale’s best acting performances. Do you think she was better in that one Underworld movie that no one has ever watched or that other Underworld movie that no one has ever watched? Can’t believe she got that Oscar snub for Van Helsing. What a shame.
Pete Davidson is currently developing a comedy with Judd Apatow that will most likely be a smash hit and Kate Beckinsale is appearing in more direct-to-video movies that no one’s ever heard.
To take it a step further, I’m not totally sure why we even know who this irrelevant woman is at all. Pete Davidson can do
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