Kirk Cuckold Cousins Says God Told Him Not To Sign Long Term Deal With Washington Redskins

“I prayed about it and said, ‘Lord, what do you want to do?’ I just didn’t feel at peace about signing a long-term contract. I think the Lord communicates with us in many ways, and one of those ways is through his peace. And I just didn’t feel at peace.

“And I do believe that the Lord — at least in my life — likes to use one-year contracts and not long-term contracts. He likes to take me to the edge of the Red Sea and have me see there is water in front of me, there are mountains on either side, and there are Egyptians chasing me from behind. And He wants me to sit there for a moment and go, ‘God, You better show up.’ And then He parts the Red Sea and He’s done that time and again in my life, on the football field and off the football field.”

(USA Today)


If you needed a quick reminder that Kirk Cousins was a huge nerd before the 2017 NFL season began, here you are. If you were attempting to predict the success of the Washington Redskins this year, here you are. Kirk Cousins is still a loser.

There are hurricanes seemingly every single day right now. God is trying to flood us out again and start over yet Cousins thinks God is taking the time to decide for him if he should sign a contract or not.

Pretty self-important for Kirk Cousins to think that God gives a shit about how many more years he plays in Washington. Is Darfur still a thing? I’m pretty sure there’s a genocide happening somewhere but nope, God is tied up handling Kirk’s contract dispute. Selfish.



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