Kevin Spacey, Who Was Obviously Gay, Officially Comes Out of the Closet After He Tried To Force Himself Inside of a 14-Year Old Boy

“My impression when [Spacey] came in the room was that he was drunk … He picked me up like a groom picks up the bride over the threshold. But I don’t, like, squirm away initially, because I’m like, ‘What’s going on?’ And then he lays down on top of me … He was trying to seduce me … I don’t know if I would have used that language. But I was aware that he was trying to get with me sexually … [he] was, like, pressing into me … tightening his arms.”

So to recap quickly: Anthony Rapp is an actor who worked with Kevin Spacey many moons ago. When he was 14, Kevin Spacey tried to slide in the back door. Today, Spacey sort of apologized by pretty much saying ‘whoops, I was drunk lol’ and then he ‘came out of the closet’ so that everyone could pat him on the back and tell him how brave he is even though he tried to buttfuck a boy.

There’s literally no one in Hollywood that I’d be more afraid to be in a room alone with than Kevin Spacey. I’d rather let Woody Allen babysit my preteen daughter than be alone with Kevin Spacey after he’s had a few wine coolers in his system.

Congrats to Spacey for being shoved out of the closet after a super fun sexual harassment allegation. That’s how every young gay boy plans to tell his friends and family. ‘Hey, I got drunk and dry humped a little boy but forget about that because guys, I’m gay’.

Get Kevin Spacey out of here forever.



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