Josh Gordon Says He Wants To Be The Best *Takes Hit of Bong* Wide Receiver Of All Time

Cleveland Browns star Josh Gordon is still aiming to become the greatest wide receiver in NFL history despite missing the most of the past four seasons through suspension.

Mary Kay Cabot‚ÄŹ of passed along comments Gordon made Wednesday as he works toward a potential return after being reinstated last week.

“My goal is to be the best receiver of all time,” he said. “I plan on seeing it through.”

(Bleacher Report)


Soo Josh Gordon, who was suspended 10 games in 2014 for smoking weed and then all of 2015 and 2016 because he loves that sweet sweet kush, is now all of a sudden determined about his NFL legacy. Damn, weed is a hell of a drug.

Gordon also came out recently and said he used to drink and get high before every game. He called himself a highly functional alcoholic and he would go out and drink and smoke after every single game whether they won or lost.

Yup, that’s the dedication of a man who will for sure go down as better than Jerry Rice and Randy Moss. Everyone knows the legends of Jerry Rice rolling a spliff at halftime. Or Terrell Owens shotgunning beers after every dropped pass.

I’m obviously not rooting against Josh Gordon and whoever ends up being the Cleveland Browns quarterback could really use him stretching the field but like, my man has the focus, well, of someone who gets high every day.

We are about 3 weeks away from breaking news from Adam Schefter that Josh Gordon failed another drug test. As it was written.



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