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Jimmy Garoppolo is So Good That He Made The Jacksonville Jaguars Beat The Shit Out of Each Other On The Sidelines

Malik Jackson and Aaron Colvin almost murdered each other on Christmas Eve because Jimmy Garoppolo is unstoppable since arriving in San Francisco. Malik Jackson earned his first pro bowl selection this season after racking up 8 sacks but he couldn’t touch the gawd, Jimmy G.

The 49ers have won 4 straight games with Garoppolo behind center and it’s safe to say that he’s the greatest quarterback in NFL history after watching him dissect the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for a comeback victory. 44 points on the board. Eat that shit, Jacksonville.

Jimmy G makes Blake Bortles look like Blake Bortles. For anyone questioning if Bortles has improved and can take the Jaguars to the Super Bowl, he cannot. You don’t see players on the 49ers sideline trying to beat each other’s brains in because Bortles is embarrassing them. They’re laughing at his inability to locate open receivers.

Jimmy Garoppolo > the best defense in the NFL.




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