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Your Horniness Can Ruin Someone’s Life

The New York Mets have fired their newly hired general manager, Jared Porter, after a report came out that while working with the Chicago Cubs in 2016 he sent inappropriate texts to a female reporter including photos of his little pink wee wee.

The reporter was a foreign immigrant who moved to America to follow her dreams of covering Major League Baseball and ended up not only having to return back to her home country but changed careers completely and now works in finance.

Jared Porter harassed her with 62 unanswered texts including weird dick pics in the midst of her refusal to answer him. From 2016 to now, Porter moved up in the Arizona Diamondbacks organization before being hired by new Mets owner, Steve Cohen, to become the new general manager on December 13th of 2020.

Meanwhile, the woman he desperately tried to sleep with had her entire life ruined as she was unable to sufficiently do her job. She didn’t feel safe telling anyone in the Cubs organization in fear of retaliation. She didn’t feel safe traveling to Diamondbacks games.

Just like that, homegirl’s entire sports journalism career was over because a man in a position of power had an Asian fetish and refused to fathom the idea that this woman could possibly have her own life and desires outside of having sex and more specifically, having sex with his incredibly corny bitch ass.

Look at this man’s game. “Do you have a boyfriend?” followed by a soy face selfie.

I don’t want to stand on my soapbox and preach about how difficult it is to be a woman in sports because I’d like to imagine if you’re reading Deadseriousness then you are savvy enough to know this already.

But let’s expand outside of the sports world. Every woman I know has a story about a man sending them unwanted dick pics. Every woman I know has a story about a man sending them nonstop messages.

Your horniness has consequences. This reporter LEFT THE COUNTRY because of what Jared Porter did to her.

Leave everyone alone. No one wants to have sex with you. This should be your default mindset whenever you interact with a woman. Don’t try to ‘find out’. Don’t try to convince her. Don’t try to change her mind. Don’t think that sending her your abnormal sickly dick will suddenly get her to reach your level of horny.

Every single time you act this way with a woman, you are altering her mood, self-esteem, and her overall sense of safety.

Again, zero women want to bang you. Act accordingly.

Congrats to the New York Mets for firing Jared Porter after discovering that he was a sexual predator. I’m sure this completely surprised them after they did their due diligence throughout the hiring process to learn everything they could about this man.

Nevermind. They are still the Mets.

Fuck Jared Porter.

And real quick, if your first reaction to this news is to wonder what will happen to Porter’s life instead of what will happen to the life of the victim then you are actively contributing to a culture where women are harassed and afraid to tell anyone because we have more sympathy for the horny man than the woman who had to see their soggy dick.

 

 

 


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TheLesterLee

Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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