Tonight’s Happy Hour News Shot we have Kareem Hunt ending his NFL career by throwing a woman across a room like a piece of crumbled up looseleaf and Alaska might not exist when you wake up tomorrow.
What’s worse: Kareem Hunt shoving this girl like he’s trying to push a car in neutral or the fact that he had to be held back from really hurting her? pic.twitter.com/OwrbmqXTkg
— Dead Serious (@Deadseriousness) November 30, 2018
I don’t have much to add here. Fuck Kareem Hunt.
thank u, next.
victor oladipo staying hydrated ? pic.twitter.com/LOxKjmfptd
— Whitney Medworth (@its_whitney) November 28, 2018
Sooo, the Indiana Pacers season is over, right?
Today is the Day After Tomorrow. Hug your families. Climate change is upon us. The globe has warmed.
Joakim Noah robbed the New York Knicks blind and is now renting an Air Bnb in Memphis with his boy, Chandler Parsons.
“Wah wah wah, bitch, I’m Lil Baby” REAL HIP HOP.
Guy Ritchie’s last three films: King Arthur. The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Sherlock Holmes. Toff Guys is going to STINK.
Doug Williams just made this statement unannounced. He did not take questions. pic.twitter.com/qR9ANNajhT
— Craig Hoffman (@CraigHoffman) November 30, 2018
I learned a valuable lesson today. Condoning domestic abuse is totallyyy fine unless you have a wife or a daughter in which case it is suddenly bad. If you do not have a wife or a daughter, you are allowed to hit girls. Thank you, Doug.
*immediately search Nina Hartley and clicks ‘video’ tab*
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