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Giannis Dunked Blake Griffin Through The Fucking Floor

Going into Wednesday night, there were two players averaging 25 points, 9 rebounds and 5 assists: Giannis Antetokounmpo and Blake Griffin. That’s over now. Blake Griffin no longer exists. The Detroit Pistons are overachieving and they’re sitting in the 4 Seed in the Eastern Conference all thanks to Blake Griffin’s dominance.

 

 

Andddd now that’s over.

Giannis murdered Blake in the heart of Milwaukee. So many witnesses on the scene and Giannis didn’t give a single shit. No one has treated Blake Griffin this poorly since Kendall Jenner dumped him and banged Chandler Parsons. Or Chandler came first? Same time? I don’t know, man. Just let me try to get this Kardashian joke off.

I think we all know why this happened, right?

Mario Hezonja dunked on Giannis last week, stared him down and then stepped over him like he was melted gum on the sideline. Mario is very much in Giannis’s head and now the cycle of abuse continues as Blake Griffin must suffer for Mario Sauce Zonja’s actions.

I thought Blake Griffin was putting together a potential MVP season. I was really rooting for him. He finally seemed healthy.  And now he didn’t exist anymore. It’s crazy how we all have the Mandela Effect now and we all realized simultaneously that Blake Griffin never existed and was a figment of all of our imaginations.

#RIPBlakeGriffin

 

 

 

 


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