Soo I’ve already made it very clear that I’ve given up on the 2016 New York Yankees. They have the most inconsistent pitching staff I’ve ever seen. Their batting order is full of guys who LOVE striking out. They eat, sleep and breath backwards K’s. The team currently sits 5.5 games back of the Wildcard spot and the season has come to an end.
My problem isn’t the Yankees folding at the end of the season. They’ve played out of their minds up until this point and are huge over-achievers. Can’t really get mad about that. My real problem is how they ended.
Fuck the Toronto Blue Jays.
I hate that team so much. Jose Bautista, Troy Tulowitzki, Josh Donaldson, Edwin Encarnacion, all my mortal enemies. I won’t be happy in life until I go to bed sipping a glass of Josh Donaldson’s blood. The Blue Jays managed to get every asshole in Major League Baseball all on one roster.
Not only did the Yankees get basically eliminated from the playoffs. Not only did they lose to the Toronto Blue Jays over the weekend. But they lost by a combined score of 16-3 and were shutout twice by those blue waffles.
If the New York Yankees lose to the Blue Jays on Monday night, I will not be watching a baseball game until 2017. My heart is so close to be broken. #PrayForKingLester.
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