Florida Woman Arrested For Fingering Herself in the Middle of Traffic

Public masturbation is soooo in right now. Everyone and their mothers are banging themselves to an audience. Jerking it in the privacy of your own home is so 2000 and late. 31 year old, Amie Carter was just keeping up with the times when she decided to play two-hand touch with herself in the middle of traffic.

 

Police later determined that Carter pleasured herself in front of a couple in a Lexus, then climbed on top of it, stomped on its hood and threw a cell phone at a car stopped behind it.”

 

Honestly, this is just what happens when you own a Lexus. Chick just throw their vag at you. It’s not even intentional, it’s just science. Lexus dealerships are just crawling with broads fapping. There’s a guy who works there who has to just constantly be mopping up the floors. No one understands why magnets attract and no one understands why women strip for Lexus’. Absolute Twlight Zone mystery.


 


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