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Florida Lawmakers Pass Law Declaring Porn a ‘Safety Risk’ (An Hour After Rejecting a Law To Ban Assault Rifles)

Florida lawmakers on Tuesday passed a resolution declaring pornography a public health risk, less than an hour after they rejected a motion to consider a bill that would ban assault rifles.

The Florida House of Representatives opened its Tuesday session with a motion to debate a bill banning assault rifles, which it rejected by a 36-71 vote within three minutes, according to The Washington Post.

In the same session, less than an hour later, according to the newspaper, the legislature considered a GOP-backed bill to declare porn a public health risk, which it passed by a voice vote.

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It’s good to see that Florida’s priorities are in order. Yes, over a dozen teenagers were brutally murdered at Parkland High School by a school shooter but like, porn is bad, right guys? I mean like, we have to think about the children, after all.

Not only did they vote down any sort of gun restrictions but it took them the length of time to brew a cup of coffee to decide. They then used those cups of coffee to decide that porn is a health risk and guns don’t kill people. Nothing insane about this.

Lives are being lost in Florida. Some people think it’s mass shootings but nope, it’s Riley Reid. Florida lawmakers are truly doing the lord’s work over there. There is no doubt in my mind that this will for sure get them reelected.

Welp, that’s the end of this. Nothing to see here. Guns will continue to slaughter people but thankfully, porn will not. Problem solved. I’ll see you all at the shooting range.

 

 

 

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