Guy Arrested For Beating His Girlfriend With a Sex Toy Because She Mocked His Sex Game

The 58-year-old woman identified as the victim flagged down a deputy and asked him to call the police, saying she’d been beat up. The deputy told her he was the police and asked what happened.

She said her live-in boyfriend — Pritsch — “punched her in the face because, as they were having sex, she told him, ‘You’re not a man, you’re a mouse,’ in reference to his apparent inability to perform,” the report states.

The woman, who smelled of booze, said he struck her in the back with a sex toy and a cord, but the investigator saw no marks. She had swelling to the left side of her face or jaw.

Meanwhile, Pritsch said he was extremely drunk, but denied striking the victim.

“We did not locate the (sex toy) allegedly used by Pritsch to strike (the victim),” the report states.

(TC Palm)


I’m not going to sit here and say that this woman deserved to be dildo-slapped by bae but like, there’s a huge sex rule that was breached on this faithful night. You cannot critique someone’s bang game whilst you two are in the middle of the act.

Look, if you have any problems with the way someone is humping, you need to kindly tell your boyfriend after it’s all said and done. If I’m in the middle of sexing a young lady and she says to me ‘you’re not a man, you’re a mouse’ I will literally have no choice but to at the very least throw her out of the window.

I’d like to think that she was arrested as well for breaking social norms. You can’t have women like this running around in the streets just destroying men’s self esteems. Again, I do not at all condone hitting a woman. You like, should never do that ever. But ‘you’re not a man, you’re a mouse’, deserves some sort of retribution.





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