Denver Broncos Trade For Mark Sanchez So They’re Obviously Going Back To the Super Bowl

The defending Super Bowl champs were having a rough offseason. First their star quarterback retires because of HGH allegations. Then they’re prized backup became the most overpaid player in the NFL by signing with the Houston Texans.


But ol’ Johnny El wasn’t ready to throw in the towel just yet. He did what champions do. He made moves. The Denver Broncos just traded for the second best quarterback on the market (Johnny Football being number one). Mark Sanchez is now a Denver Bronco and the dynasty remains intact.



When Matt Leinart and John David Booty don’t answer your calls, you have to make the only logical decision of acquiring the next best USC quarterback available.  As a New York Giants fan, I can take a huge sigh of relief knowing that Sanchez is out of the division. I can finally sleep at night. The Denver Broncos are on pace to win the next 5 Super Bowls as long as they have Mark Sanchez under center. Good luck, rest of the NFL.   Thanks for reading  

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