BREAKING: The Cleveland Guardians are acquiring two-time Gold Glove-winning catcher Patrick Bailey in a trade with the San Francisco Giants for the No. 29 pick in this year’s draft and left-handed pitching prospect Matt “Tugboat” Wilkinson, sources tell ESPN. — Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) May 9, 2026 Guardians Receive: C Patrick Bailey Giants Receive: LHP […]
Yankees fresh off a 9-2 beatdown of the Texas Rangers, giddy about rookie slugger Spencer Jones making his Major League debut on Friday night in Milwaukee. But the Yankees lost Friday night, 6-0 shutout by the Milwaukee Brewers. How did Spencer Jones play? Spencer Jones’s minor league Baseball Reference page looks almost identical to Aaron […]
Carlos Correa’s heroic return to Buzz City ends at the top of May. Here’s what Correa said about his season-ending injury: “I was hitting in the cage — normal day, feeling great. I went through my whole routine, took a swing, and felt a pop. It just completely snapped on me, and then I fell […]
The Yankees took home the 3-2 victory over the Texas Rangers, continuing their methodical dismantling of the American League. Business as usual. Winners of 10 of their last 11 games, winning like that crackhead from Major League kept shouting between overdoses. We can discuss Charlie Sheen being a loser all day, but I’m here to […]
Swept by the Yankees at Fenway, and a loss to the Orioles, Boston snapped their 4-game losing streak this afternoon with a 17-1 beatdown of the Baltimore Orioles. GRAND SLAM ANDRUW MONASTERIO ‼️ It’s all @RedSox at Camden Yards! pic.twitter.com/EebFYkylJO — MLB (@MLB) April 25, 2026 Andruw Monasterio smashed a grand slam, Ace Garrett Crochet […]
I hate the Houston Astros. I will never forget they stole that championship from us, and Rob Manfred let it happen. And when I say “us”, I don’t just mean Yankees fans. Those of us who believe actions have consequences. Who believe in justice. Who believe that you can’t have a guy in centerfield with […]
I’ve watched every Yankees game this season and have yet to write a single post-game recap. Time to beat the washed allegations. Tuesday night, New York hosted the Sacramento Athletics for their first series against one of the worst clubs in the Majors. Yankees won 5-3, advancing to 8-2, boosting their AL East lead while […]
They Broke CB Bucknor. The new ABS challenge system—instant drama infused in the midst of an at-bat, any moment, a double tapped cap, a big dramatic reveal on the humbltron—did the ump get it right? MLB’s thrown a spontaneous game show into each broadcast—batters soon required to shout “NO WHAMMYS” as they await the final […]
162-game season, too large a sample size. All I need is one (1) game to draw my conclusions. Must outperform the machine. John Henry vs. AI. So what others may call “overreactions”, I call diagnoses. The data is more than sufficient to make declarative statements. Here are 3 truths I’ve gathered from MLB opening day […]
BREAKING: The Arizona Diamondbacks are acquiring eight-time All-Star third baseman Nolan Arenado in a trade with the St. Louis Cardinals, sources tell ESPN. Arenado has agreed to waive his no-trade clause and the deal is done. First to say the deal was close was @katiejwoo. — Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) January 13, 2026 Arizona Diamondbacks […]
Max Kepler has been suspended for 80 games after the veteran outfielder tested positive for the performance-enhancing drug Epitrenbolone, Major League Baseball announced on Friday. (The Athletic) 20 years ago, this story would’ve eclipsed the NFL Playoffs. 2026, an MLB player gets caught with cattle feed in his blood and you’re more likely to see […]
So far in this life, I’ve been blessed with never having to “batten down the hatches.” Never have I ever had to fight for my life, against the eye of death, with comrades to my left and right, all trying to survive another sunrise. The Los Angeles Dodgers have run their organization in constant emergency […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness 2025-26 MLB offseason HQ, your home for all MLB offseason content, trade grades, ceiling/floor blogs and everything in between, head here for all MLB offseason updates. Baltimore Orioles sign 1B Pete Alonso to 5-year, $155 million deal By Signing 1B Pete Alonso, The Baltimore Orioles Add The Greatest Home Run […]
In 2023, the Baltimore Orioles won 101 games (their first time winning 100+ games since 1980), then lost in the ALDS to the Texas Rangers. In 2024, the Baltimore Orioles won 91 games and then lost in the Wild Card Series to the Kansas City Royals. Last season, the Baltimore Orioles finished 75-87—last place in […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor, where we break down a team’s transaction based on the best case scenario and the worst case scenario. Today, we’ve got Dylan Cease joining the AL Pennant winners. BREAKING: The New York Post has learned Dylan Cease to Blue Jays. $210M, 7 years — Jon Heyman (@jonheyman.bsky.social) November 26, 2025 at 6:19 […]
The return of Donald Trump. Is racism back? Israel letting the choppa go blocka blocka on the Middle East. An economy devastated by random tariffs, price gauges and an AI bubble that cannot wait to pop. Mass layoffs. Gutting of the healthcare system and all social safety nets. Masked unhireables snatching tias from the local […]
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