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UFC

UFC 250 Was a Fart in a Hurricane

For Donald Trump’s birthday, we hail our supreme leader—hosting bum fights on his front lawn for sexy troops and a celebrity row full of wrestlers, boxers and politicians—literally TKO and Trump employees. UFC 250 was a mandatory after-work mixer. No OT. Smile for social media and turn your comments off later. A tree falling in […]

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NFL

6 Reluctant Dexter Lawrences Trade Ideas

Dexter Lawrence Bullet Billing through double teams, The Revenant Bear vs. Leo’s ass. 30.5 sacks, 103 QB hits in 7 years.  Sexy dexxy diamond dancing, showered in L’s, new managers whispering empty promises, boss playing keep away with the pay raise, former coworkers draped in gold, for sale sign staked in the lawn.  Who can […]

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