The Minnesota Vikings were so close. [Gun pointed to temple} Always have been. They watched Sam Darnold leave to win the Super Bowl, in front of Bad Bunny, while JJ McCarthy was statistically one of the worst quarterbacks in NFL history, Carson Wentz shattered his elbow and Max Brosmer accidentally became important at work. Minnesota […]
Chiefs needed OC Eric Bieniemy. 20th in yards, 21st in scoring, OC Matt Nagy, somehow immediately earning a job with the New York Giants, dragged the Kansas City Chiefs offense to mediocrity. Injuries were a factor too, obviously, Patrick Mahomes tore his ACL. Travis Kelce moves like the oldest player in NFL history. I don’t […]
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers decided they won’t be signing any of their best players to contract extensions. As NFL training camps open up today, 2-time All-Star nose tackle Vita Vea’s requested a trade away from the team following frustrating contract negotiations. Vea enters 2026 on the final year of his 4-year, $71m deal, Tampa Bay […]
Pittsburgh Steelers summer vacation’s over, training camp begins today. First day at work, 4 players—Aaron Rodgers, Drew Allar, Mason Rudolph and Will Howard—all competing for one job, with a new boss, Mike McCarthy, directing the proceedings this season. Aaron Rodgers recently joined the team the other day, spending the offseason hemming and hawing about a […]
The New York Knicks are smashing teams with spiked bats and hammers, but sneakers may return to Earth following reports of defensive anchor Mitchell Robinson suffering a broken right pinky finger, with no timetable for a return. New York Knicks center Mitchell Robinson has suffered a broken right pinky finger and there is no timetable […]
Belive it or not, the 23-31 Boston Red Sox are trying to win a championship. The Boston Red Sox rank 29th in homers (42) and 29th in runs (208). Their bats run on low battery mode, while in-division, the Yankees lead the league with 83 ding dongs—just shooting t-shirt cannons at the fans every night. […]
Admittedly, I took a step back from the WNBA last season. Two years ago, reading the name “Caitlin Clark” made my head ring. I’d see a clip of a common foul with some loud dog whistle like “how much money could Caitlin Clark win suing these primates?” or “these chimps are ruining their meal ticket” […]
As an NBA viewer, I demand my voice be heard. As each team is eliminated, I will be conducting exit reviews, detailing what I enjoyed and disliked, along with offseason suggestions to improve these teams and increase my interest in their product. Today, let’s talk about the team Giannis Antetokounmpo quiet-quit-quite-loudly. Giannis’s disgust with Milwaukee […]
The Knicks won their 3rd straight, bodying the Sacramento Kings in a 103-87 burial at MSG—outscoring the Kings 31-15 in the 4th—Jalen Brunson, the reigning Clutch Player of the Year, doing that thing he always does. Jalen Brunson was having his WAY vs the Kings: 28 PTS 4 AST 1 BLK (?) pic.twitter.com/j39HlKGh5O — Knicks […]
Welcome to Ceiling/Floor, where we dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. Today, the Cleveland Browns hire Todd Monken as their new head coach. The #Browns are hiring former #Ravens OC Todd Monken as their new head coach, per The Insiders. After an exhaustive search, […]
The NFL Hall of Fame voters weighed in on age gap relationships, declaring them disqualifying, as still-future Hall of Fame head coach, Bill Belichick, was not voted into the Hall this year… Former New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick, who won six Super Bowls as a head coach and two more as a defensive […]
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