They Broke CB Bucknor. The new ABS challenge system—instant drama infused in the midst of an at-bat, any moment, a double tapped cap, a big dramatic reveal on the humbltron—did the ump get it right? MLB’s thrown a spontaneous game show into each broadcast—batters soon required to shout “NO WHAMMYS” as they await the final […]
In 2023, South Dakota governor Kristi Noem opened a hotline, allowing snitches to call in whenever they catch a whiff of drag shows near South Dakota colleges—along with an open letter, writing: “On campuses across the country, students have been taught the importance of diversity and equity and given access to ‘safe spaces’ instead of […]
All my life, LeBron James flew into Manhattan to harass my beloved Knicks. In his final game at MSG, LeBron James and the Lakers lost, held to only 44 points in the second half. Luka Doncic got his in, 30 points, 15 rebounds, 8 assists, the usual, but OG Anunoby’s 25 points, Josh Hart scoring […]
Got some predictions right, knew WWE wasn’t about to push Jericho’s wheelchair down the ramp for a surprise entrant but I mostly got every prediction wrong—Bianca Belair seemingly needing a finger amputated if she ever thinks about returning to the fake fighting show. I’m just bitter Bianca wasn’t there. If you’re reading this, get well […]
BREAKING: The Cleveland Cavaliers are trading De’Andre Hunter to the Sacramento Kings for Dennis Schroder and Keon Ellis, sources tell ESPN. The three-team deal includes the Chicago Bulls acquiring Kings forward Dario Saric and two future second-round picks. pic.twitter.com/Hoc6bP0hhj — Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) February 1, 2026 Cavaliers receive PG Dennis Schröder SG Keon Ellis Kings […]
You never want to have your name attached to the most notorious child sex trafficker in United States history. But thanks to the Trump Adminstration cozying up to Pizza Gate/Q-Anon/schizophrenics, they are now, as infrequently as possible, dripping bits and pieces of FBI investation materials—incljuding emails, witness testimonies and freaky birthday cards—shooting civilizians and arresting […]
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