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DJ LeMahieu
MLB

The Yankees Needed DJ LeMahieu

I loved the 2018 Yankees. They led baseball in homers—Aaron Judge only hit 27 of them. Gleyber Torres and Gary Sanchez were future Hall of Famers. They had two potential decade-long first basemen in Greg Bird and Luke Voit. Giancarlo Stanton looked like the MVP they stole from Miami. Didi Gregorius was the next Jeter. […]

jacob Misiorowski
MLB

Nobody Beats The Miz

23-year rookie, Jacob Misiorowski, had to defend home court last night against Clayton Kershaw and the 56-win Los Angeles Dodgers. It didn’t start off great… Shohei Ohtani hits a leadoff homer off Jacob Misiorowski! pic.twitter.com/jX22CK4Xwq — MLB (@MLB) July 8, 2025   Shohei Ohtani hit a lead-off homer off the rook. It was Ohtani’s 31st […]

roman anthony
MLB

I’m Going To Hate Roman Anthony

The Boston Red Sox haven’t finished a season above .500 since 2021. 4 years of mediocrity. I thought this Boston winning every championhip bullshit was over. They shot Big Papi. The Red Sox dark magic had been vanquished. Their team owner, John Henry, started winning championships and immediately used the additional revenue to purchase everything. […]

bryan reynolds
MLB

Don’t Let Bryan Reynolds Get Hot

The Pittsburgh Pirates stink. They’re only mentioned as background characters in the life of Paul Skenes—the best pitcher in baseball. Skenes is only 4-6 in his 14 starts, thanks to the bad team around him. Pittsburgh is 29th in runs—ahead of only the Colorado Rockies—a team that, at this point, I have to believe is […]

kyle tucker
MLB

“Fuck You, Pay Me” -Kyle Tucker

As a proud Houston Astros hater, I am highly invested in their failures which includes my devotion to watching Kyle Tucker Chicago Cubs at-bats after being traded from Houston over the winter. In 18 games with Chicago, Kyle Tuckers leads baseball with 23 hits, 19 runs scored, 8 doubles and 46 total bases with a […]

alex rodriguez
MLB

We Don’t Give Alex Rodriguez Enough Credit For Breaking The Yankees No-Beard Policy First

After decades of tyranny against male expression and individuality to manufacture some antiquated depiction of “class” and “professionalism”, the New York Yankees have finally ended their fascist policy against beards, allowing their players to now grow facial hair.   High-ranking Yankees officials, including owner Hal Steinbrenner, spoke with a number of players and former players […]

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