Ben Roethlisberger is Bad At Football (Also Consent)

The Pittsburgh Steelers started the season 11-0 and all we heard was how they were being disrespected because no one that this team was better than the Kansas City Chiefs. Mainly due to the fact that they’re not better than the Kansas City Chiefs.

They have now lost 3 straight games including back to back big fat L’s to Washington and Cincinnati. Yike.

On Monday night, the Steelers were shut out in the first half against the Bengals who had the third worst record in the entire NFL. Everyone wants to point the finger at Juju Smith-Schuster recording TikToks of himself dancing on the opposing team’s logo before the games before getting demolished and fumbling the ball.

Don’t let this sociopath’s need to get Tiktok likes distract you from the fact that Ben Roethlisberger had 19 passing yards in the first half. PU.

Little Ben finished the game 20-for-38 with 175 passing yards, an interception and a fumble. If you watched the whole game, it felt like just about every pass that left his hands, hit a defender’s hands. Roethlisberger was lucky he played the Bengals defense full of division III walk-ons and gym teachers. Bring that weak shit around Buffalo and the NFL will have to step in and mercy rule you.

For some reason there was this belief that Ben would return from an elbow injury at age 38 and just will Pittsburgh back to the Super Bowl especially considering that in his last full season, this bum led the league in interceptions. His accuracy escaped him years ago sooo yea, not having an elbow isn’t quite improving that problem.

It’s impossible to not smile ear-to-ear watching this piece of shit fail. Ben Roethlisberger has sexually assaulted pretty much every woman he’s ever been in arm’s length of. The league would be better and far more hilarious if Mason Rudolph was out there getting his pads ripped off his body after calling defensive ends various racial slurs throughout a game.

Fuck Ben Roethlisberger, is my point here. Not sure I made that clear.



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