Believe It Or Not, Derrick Rose Is Hurt… AGAIN

Derrick Rose, a man with bones of glass, suffered ANOTHER injury in practice this week. He took an elbow to the face and suffered an orbital fracture which will require surgery. Of course! This will be the fourth pretty serious surgery of his career. I think Derrick Rose is a trash bag, and you can re-stitch the seams of the trash bag as much as you want, but it’s still a bag of trash.

I guess that means I can cross the Bulls off the list of¬†competition for the New York Knicks this season. It’ll for sure make it easier to go 82-0. Carmelo was going to score 50 against the Chicago Bulls, but now that Rose will be out, I’m thinking 65 points now. #Knickstape.


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