Arizona Cardinals Signing Sam Bradford to $20 Million Contract Seems, Um, Stupid

Sam Bradford has a win-loss record of 34-45. Every time these free agent quarterbacks get a Scrooge McDuck sized pool of cash installed in their homes I have to point out that your quarterback is the single most important factor in whether or not your team wins games and Sam Bradford, does not win games.

Sam Bradford played in ONE  full game last season before getting hurt the following week with a non-contact knee injury against the Chicago Bears. Bradford’s limbs are made up of Twizzlers. He’s had three surgeries on one knee. I’ll be honest, that’s too many surgeries on one knee for a 30-year old football player.

Bradford hasn’t played a full 16 game season since 2012, where he led the St. Louis Rams to a spectacular 7-8-1 season. So clutch, the way he tied that won game in overtime. At least he didn’t lose!

As a New York Giants fan, this is great news. Cross the Arizona Cardinals off the list of competitive NFC teams in 2018 as they will 1000% be running a backup quarterback out there by week 5 when Bradford gets shingles or some shit.

Bradford has been scamming his way to millions of millions of dollars and you cannot knock the hustle here.



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