Belive it or not, the 23-31 Boston Red Sox are trying to win a championship. The Boston Red Sox rank 29th in homers (42) and 29th in runs (208). Their bats run on low battery mode, while in-division, the Yankees lead the league with 83 ding dongs—just shooting t-shirt cannons at the fans every night. […]
Giants QB Jaxson Dart is laundering his local celebrity to stump for republican congressional candidates… New York Giants quarterback Jaxson Dart made a surprise appearance Friday to introduce President Trump at an event to campaign for Rep. Mike Lawler (R-N.Y.). “What’s up, what’s up, what’s up. Look, Big Blue Nation it’s a pleasure to be […]
Welcome to the third annual “50 NBA Players Who Could Be on a New Team Next Season.” My clairevoyent powers have grown since my last attempt at this so let’s run it back and predict which players will most likely be living in new zip codes in 2027. The NBA is a league where GMs […]
The 2026 NBA Draft Lottery is a wonderful event where the worst teams in the NBA send out representatives for a public humiliation ritual on ESPN, one-by-one learning they are not winning the no. 1 pick, camera locked in on their reactions, an auditorium full of teenagers and their parents enjoying a free meal on […]
The New York Knicks are chillin, feet up, arms behind the head, chair leaned back, hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby, victorious. On Sunday evening, New York beat (the soul, mind and spirit out of) the Philadelphia 76ers, 144-114, winning Game 4 in Pennsylvania, sweeping the Sixers 4-0, the Knicks 7th straight playoff victory, their most […]
The 2026 NBA Draft Lottery is today so this is last-minute content. With my beloved Knicks sweeping the Philadelphia 76ers shortly following the lottery, I guess I didn’t even realize there was a lottery anymore. Y’all still worried about them little ping pong balls? Could not be me. But I have readers who care about […]
BREAKING: The Cleveland Guardians are acquiring two-time Gold Glove-winning catcher Patrick Bailey in a trade with the San Francisco Giants for the No. 29 pick in this year’s draft and left-handed pitching prospect Matt “Tugboat” Wilkinson, sources tell ESPN. — Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) May 9, 2026 Guardians Receive: C Patrick Bailey Giants Receive: LHP […]
Yankees fresh off a 9-2 beatdown of the Texas Rangers, giddy about rookie slugger Spencer Jones making his Major League debut on Friday night in Milwaukee. But the Yankees lost Friday night, 6-0 shutout by the Milwaukee Brewers. How did Spencer Jones play? Spencer Jones’s minor league Baseball Reference page looks almost identical to Aaron […]
Every time I open my phone, there’s a new photo or report about New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel cheating on his wife with NFL reporter Diannia Russini. Vrabel had to miss the third day of the NFL Draft last month, attending therapy sessions to keep his family together. A lot of evidence shows […]
Carlos Correa’s heroic return to Buzz City ends at the top of May. Here’s what Correa said about his season-ending injury: “I was hitting in the cage — normal day, feeling great. I went through my whole routine, took a swing, and felt a pop. It just completely snapped on me, and then I fell […]
The Knicks beat the Philadelphia 76ers 108-102, at home, in front of Kylie Jenner, to go up 2-0 in their second-round series. Let’s get right into some big takeaways I had after the game: 1. OG Anunoby prayer circle First and foremost, we must all slit our palms, offering blood sacrifices to the gods in […]
The 2026 NFL Draft was last week. A major event shifting the NFL’s power balance, and with every major event, there are winners, and there are losers. So many losers. Let’s start with my beloved New York Football Giants… Winner: New York Giants This could and should just be 10,000 words about how great the […]
At this point, social media is a place where I post my work and write stray Knicks thoughts. I’ve muted everyone. Unless it’s an Aaron Judge home run or an ad for a product that doesn’t seem ready for market yet, I’m not seeing it. On my other account for Deadseriousness, (follow, yo), Elon’s playground. […]
The New York Knicks beat the bone marrow out of the Atlanta Hawks in a 126-97 Game 5 assault. After losing Game 2 by 1 point and Game 3 by 1 point, the Knicks won the next two games by a combined 37 points, distancing themselves from the competition. Detroit’s in a 3-1 hole to […]
The Yankees took home the 3-2 victory over the Texas Rangers, continuing their methodical dismantling of the American League. Business as usual. Winners of 10 of their last 11 games, winning like that crackhead from Major League kept shouting between overdoses. We can discuss Charlie Sheen being a loser all day, but I’m here to […]
Admittedly, I took a step back from the WNBA last season. Two years ago, reading the name “Caitlin Clark” made my head ring. I’d see a clip of a common foul with some loud dog whistle like “how much money could Caitlin Clark win suing these primates?” or “these chimps are ruining their meal ticket” […]
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