For all the concern trolling and jaded responses to James Gunn’s DC experiment thus far, he’s the only man with the fortitude to unleash THREE Green Lanterns at us before a single nod to the existence of a Batman. Ryan Reynolds turned the character into a joke, directors weary of even demonstrating Green Lanterns’ powers […]
I enjoyed Mare of Eastown. I think. My memory doesn’t expand past my previous sentences. But Kate Winslet, weird-voiced, vaping, I felt represented. HBO’s Task, created by the Mare of Eastown team, stars Mark Ruffalo, as Tom Brandis—FBI agent going through it. The nun, turned FBI college career day recruiter; temporary respite from the field […]
As conservatives stap each other in the back—Game of Thrones style—for an opportunity to fill Charlie Kirk’s blood-soaked podcast chair—late-night TV has a new hole in their programming just waiting to be filled by a bootlicker. Jimmy Kimmel was “indefinitely suspended” after mentioning Charlie Kirk’s name. See, it has become illegal to speak about him […]
Poker Face is a show on Peacock where Natasha Lyonne travels the country, speaking like an old-timey cartoon character, solving mysteries thanks to her special ability to recognize when anyone is lying. The first season is the story of her running away from a Casino boss. Pretty good stuff. But season 2 is untethered from […]
I’ve never been a fan of Love Island. I reckon I’ve never been in a hurry to watch social media influencers have 30-minute-long kissing competitions. Especially on this show—with new episodes almost every single night, of 20-somethings with schedules more flexible than Nastia Liukin, pretending to fall in love for the cash prize at the […]
Black Mirror season 7 came out this week and after binging (and then re-watching again because I’m a sicko), I’m ready to rank these episodes from least to best. Before we get into this, I want to make it clear I think all 6 episodes were fuego so if something is ranked at the bottom, […]
I will watch anything Jon Hamm creates—especially if he’s the leading man of a television drama about a depressed rich asshole. Friends & Neighbors allows Hamm to step back into a role he’s already mastered. This should be batting practice for him. Jon Hamm plays Andrew Cooper, AKA “Coop”—a handsome, successful-ish hedge fund manager, divorced […]
The Severance Season 2 finale just dropped. I cannot stop thinking about Gemma standing in the stairway, watching her long-lost husband leave with some random ass redhead instead of escaping and returning to their lives together. Homegirl has no idea what Severance even is and she—Lumon’s most important project—is roaming free, confused as shit, having […]
This is an excerpt from the Let’s Get This Dread Newsletter. Subscribe for the full 2025 Oscars Winners and Losers over on Substack. I watched the 2025 Oscars on Sunday night, well, most of it. The Minnesota Timberwolves and Phoenix Suns game started at 9:30—and by that point, I noticed I hadn’t actually seen any […]
Saturday Night Live has been a liberal psyop for decades. They used Phil Hartman’s undeniable charm to make us fall in love with Bill Clinton—all while the Clintons were secretly beginning construction of their Death Star, AKA a local pizza restaurant with a basement dungeon full of children prepped and ready to be sex trafficked. […]
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