This is easily my favorite story of this very early MLB season. The Toronto Blue Jays are the worst team in baseball. My heart is racing as I type that. My adrenaline is flowing. Is this true love? Watching the Blue Jays lose is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
On Wednesday night, the Blue Jays lost 2-0 to the Milwaukee Brewers. They didn’t even score a single run. BAHAHAHA. Marcus Stroman pitched a complete game loss. This team is dead last in the Majors with a team batting average of .190. But good news for Blue Jays fans. Russell Martin finally got his first hit of the season. He is now batting an astonishing .048. Cast your All-Star ballots asap.
The New York Yankees are on a win streak and the Blue Jays are dead. Life is good. Balance has been restored to the force. Gary Sanchez truly is the chosen one.
The Toronto Blue Jays lost again. BAHAHA.
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