2014

20

Nov

bill cosby

Bill Cosby, You Dirty Dog

Every day that Deadseriousness doesn’t talk about this Bill Cosby story, another woman comes out of the woodwork to say that she spent a night with Bill Cosby and all they remember is drinking wine and having Dr. Huxtable’s ball on their face. 15 women have come forward to say that they’ve been raped by […]

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20

Nov

kelli knutson logan jackson

Couple Gets Arrested Because Their Public Banging Causes a Traffic Jam

24 year old Kelli Knutson and 33 year old Logan Jackson left the strip club at 6pm and made the only logical move they could. They parked across the street and banged in front of the local jail.   “According to police, the couple efore 5:45 p.m., they left the strip club, walked across the […]

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20

Nov

samantha hess

Woman Opens Up A Professional Cuddling Shop and Is More Successful Than You Are

Samantha Hess has decided to open up a cuddle shop to share her gift of cuddling to the world. This really forces you to ask yourself a very important question. How much money would you spend for blue balls?   “This business has taken off,” Hess told Fox 12. “I’ve gotten as many as 10,000 […]

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19

Nov

tara milton roberts

Elementary School Teacher Gets Arrested For Sexting Her 5th Grade Student

28 year old, Tara Milton Roberts, is making me HATE that I’m not in school anymore. Teachers are soooo down to bang students now and I’m sitting here with a high school diploma like an asshole. High Schoolers are having threesomes with their teachers, girls are blowing dudes and posting it on instagram and now […]

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18

Nov

el cajon

Man Shows Up To A Job Interview Drunk and Stabs Future Employer, Surprisingly Does Not Get The Job

Jose Lopez went to his job interview drunk like I assume everyone does and after a little misunderstanding, ended up stabbing his potential employer. It happens. Don’t even know why police was even called to this. This has to happen at like 91% of all job interviews.     “When the business owner smelled alcohol […]

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18

Nov

thomas foster

Some Guy Bites Some Other Guy’s Ear Off At A Bowling Alley

We all know the old adage, “what happens at the bowling alley, stays at the bowling alley.” But unfortunately, we live in a social media age of no privacy. Long gone are the days when you can just devour other bowlers limbs without the shame. I’m sure 40 year old, Thomas Foster, who bit a […]

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18

Nov

lori beth denberg

50 Dead Serious Pro Tips

50 Dead Serious Pro Tips Deadseriousness feels the responsibility to share some expert pro tips to get you through your days. It’s hard on planet Earth. Let these little tips ease your worries. 1. If something costs less than $5, you probably don’t need it. 2. Don’t ever marry the girl who is PROUD of […]

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16

Nov

Man Gets Into a Little Argument With His Family Sooo He Literally Blows Himself Up

Man Gets Into a Little Argument With His Family Sooo He Literally Blows Himself Up

A 49 year old German man got into a little squabble and did the only logical thing he could. He went on a little drive to clear his head, came back home and blew himself up.   “Police spokesman Thomas Rodemer said that following an argument inside his home in Homberg village in Hesse state, […]

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