2014

18

Dec

the interview

North Korea Vs. Sony: Who Has a Smaller Dick?

“The Interview” was set to be released this Friday until Sony pulled the picture due to terrorist threats from North Korea. North Korea was upset because Seth Rogan made fun of Kim Jung Un. Sony was upset because North Korea hacked them and leaked e-mails. I cannot sit and watch any longer as these tiny […]

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18

Dec

hideaki adachi

Japanese Man Arrested For Dumping 440 Pounds of Porn At the Local Park

Hideaki Adachi was caught casaully deserting a quarter ton of porn. 440 pounds of porn. That’s sooo much porn. That’s all of the porn. Literally all of the porn.   “Hideaki Adachi was spotted unloading 17 sacks of films and magazines, which included around 500 VHS video tapes, from the back of a truck at […]

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18

Dec

17

Dec

bella

Selfish Dead Woman Writes In Her Will That She Wants Her Dog Killed and Buried With Her

Connie Lay is like every other dog owner. She loved her dog Bella and she wanted to be buried with her. Okay, so perhaps that second thing isn’t as common but you know the old expression “If you love something…have it euthanized, cremated and buried with you…”   “A deceased woman’s will states that upon […]

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17

Dec

carlen higgs

Man Walks Into a Police Station, Lights Up a Blunt Then Shits on the Floor

33 year old, Carlen Higgs, was having a typical lazy Sunday when he decided it  was time to get into something a little more interesting. Higgs walked into the local police station, I assume to watch all of the action live and who can watch something good without smoking a little weed. The police did […]

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15

Dec

crane

Man Proposes To His Girlfriend, Demolishes 6 Apartments

Some Dutch douchebag decided to try too hard when attempted to propose to his girlfriend with a crane or something? Nothing I hate more than try hards. Do less, guy.   “The unidentified lover in the central town of Ijsselstein rented a crane, planning to descend in front of his girlfriend’s bedroom window first thing […]

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15

Dec

michael jordan

Top 50 Deadseriousness Articles of 2014

Top 50 Deadseriousness Articles of 2014 2014 is coming to end and it’s time to cash in on all of my hard work by making a list of the top 50 articles of the past year. Victory lap. This is basically my opportunity to snatch up more sweet delicious pageviews before the year ends. Papa […]

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14

Dec

Video: Carmen Electra on the Eric Andre Show

Video: Carmen Electra on the Eric Andre Show

Video: Carmen Electra on the Eric Andre Show Eric Andre scares me. Also would soo still bang Carmen Electra.

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