2014

27

Nov

thanksgiving

FMK: Holidays

FMK: Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years Today is thanksgiving and there’s really only one way to celebrate. Playing  a little fuck, marry, kill. This FMK is about the holidays because pageviews. I was originally going to do this on Halloween but if you think Halloween is a real holiday then you’re a fool. Number one holiday […]

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25

Nov

25

Nov

ferguson

Last Night’s Ferguson Riot Coverage Was Hilarious

Sooo last night Darren Wilson was found not guilty for the murder of Mike Brown so you know what that means. RIOT TIME. The streets of Ferguson were HOT last night. Seriously, everything and anything was on fire. Luckily, CNN was on the scene to report the best way CNN knows how. Speculation and straight […]

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25

Nov

mickey mouse

The 50 Greatest Disney Animated Movies Ever

The 50 Greatest Disney Animated Movies Ever Last week the new Cinderella trailer came out and made me remember the magic that is Disney movies. Here are the greatest animated Disney movies of all time. This includes Pixar movies because I said so. 50. The Hunchback of Notre Dame. The WORST movie I’ve ever seen. […]

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23

Nov

eli manning sacked

New York Giants Week 12 Live Blog

Okay so I haven’t done a live blog in awhile. Mainly because the Giants are sitting at 3-7 and I haven’t physically been able to watch their games past the 1st quarter but you know what? I’m feeling confident tonight. It’s Sunday night football. The Cowboys are a team full of squids. The New York […]

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23

Nov

Sooo Saturday Night Live Was Sneaky Pretty Funny Last Night

Sooo Saturday Night Live Was Sneaky Pretty Funny Last Night

Sooo Saturday Night Live Was Sneaky Pretty Funny Last Night Saturday night live usually has about one good sketch a week. Not a very impressive number. Nothing to write home about. Last night they stepped up with a crucial Thanksgiving themed show. Again, most sketches sucked but whenever there are more than one good sketch, […]

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20

Nov

bill cosby

Bill Cosby, You Dirty Dog

Every day that Deadseriousness doesn’t talk about this Bill Cosby story, another woman comes out of the woodwork to say that she spent a night with Bill Cosby and all they remember is drinking wine and having Dr. Huxtable’s ball on their face. 15 women have come forward to say that they’ve been raped by […]

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20

Nov

kelli knutson logan jackson

Couple Gets Arrested Because Their Public Banging Causes a Traffic Jam

24 year old Kelli Knutson and 33 year old Logan Jackson left the strip club at 6pm and made the only logical move they could. They parked across the street and banged in front of the local jail.   “According to police, the couple efore 5:45 p.m., they left the strip club, walked across the […]

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