2014

25

Oct

jack bruce

One of the Greatest Bassists of All Time, Jack Bruce, Dies at Age 71

Today we lost one of the greatest bassists of all time as Jack Bruce passed away earlier this morning. Cream is one of the greatest bands of all time and one of my personal favorites. Jack Bruce was not only the bassist for this super group consisting of him, Eric Clapton and Ginger Baker on […]

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23

Oct

zach mettenberger

The Dead Serious NFL Week 8 Preview

The Dead Serious NFL Week 8 Preview Every week, Deadseriousness will provide game-by-game NFL picks for you wonderful people who want ACCURATE picks. I wasn’t going to do previews anymore because I was barely floating above .500 but the people want it and the king wants to make his people happy. The king is feeling […]

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23

Oct

the great pumpkin

It’s The Great Penis, Charlie Brown

As we grow older, we gain valuable perspective when viewing the past. Shit we thought was good was actually pretty lame. We look back. We gain wisdom. This becomes particularly apparent during holiday traditions. One of my favorite Halloween traditions has been to always watch It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown whenever it airs. It […]

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23

Oct

zach galafianakis

Video: Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Brad Pitt

Video: Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Brad Pitt Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Brad Pitt from Zach Galifianakis     Between Two Ferns coming in HOT with the funniest video yet. Big Louis C.K. cameo. Big Hitler reference. This video has it all.

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23

Oct

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Video: Marvel Releases First “Avenger’s: Age of Ultron” Trailer

Whether this was leaked or actually released intentionally, I am HYPED. I cummed like 9 times watching this. James Spader playing the voice of Ultron is perfect. He IS a villain. Nightmare shit. I could listen to James Spader saying creepy quotes all day long. Plus we’ve got new Avengers in The Scarlet Witch and […]

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22

Oct

melissa dawn sellers

A Man Throws Out His Roommate’s Spaghetti So It’s Only Fair That She Lit Him on Fire

At the end of the day no matter which way you slice it, fair is fair. America is all about justice. 42 year old, Carlos Ortiz, threw out his roommate’s spaghetti so 33 year old, Melissa Dawn Sellers, did the only logical thing she could do. She burned him alive. Eye. For. An. Eye.   […]

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22

Oct

two clowns

Dildo Wielding Clowns Scare Mother and Daughter Out of Haunted House

Robert Keller and his buddy are a couple of clowns that work at a haunted house when they decided to try something new. Up the ante a little bit. Regina Janito and her 17 year old daughter came just in time to experience the brand new feature at this haunted house. The clowns were arrested […]

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21

Oct

2014 ELLE Women In Hollywood Awards - Arrivals

Aliens Have Been Living Among Us For Years And Are Finally Revealing Themselves

For years I have been quietly anticipating this day. The day that the aliens finally make a mistake and tip their hand. First was when they obviously took Michael Jackson and gave us back some weird old white child molester. I mean HOW did no one know it was aliens. The clone they brought back […]

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