2015

30

Jan

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15 Things Girlfriends Say vs What They Really Mean

“Say what you mean, mean what you say”…except if you’re a chick of course. For some reason having a vagina and breasts automatically entitles us women to not only say whatever we want, but mean whatever we want as well. Ergo, causing men to become easily frustrated with our female cerebral assassin games. Well, fear no […]

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30

Jan

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Sooo Suge Knight Publicly Murdered Someone Yesterday

Suge Knight heard his boys Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg were shooting a movie and decided to swing by the set. Someone in the crew told him he couldn’t be there. Now someone is dead. Typical Thursday for Suge Knight, I assume.   “A fight broke out between Suge and 2 men. Suge got back […]

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29

Jan

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How To Dominate the Tinder Game

How To Dominate the Tinder Game Now that I’m officially retiring from the Tinder game, I thought I’d take the opportunity to share my expertise to those who need it. Valentine’s Day is quickly approaching and every Prince Charming is looking for their special Tinderella. You can’t spell “Love” without spelling “Tinder”…or whatever. Here is […]

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29

Jan

New Fantastic Four Trailer Gets You Nice and Lubed Up For Disappointment

New Fantastic Four Trailer Gets You Nice and Lubed Up For Disappointment

  I think we can all agree that the 2005 Fantastic Four movie kind of sucked but it was a lot better than like…not having a Fantastic Four movie. A new reboot was announced in 2009 and now 6 years later we are finally getting it…and it looks dumb as shit. Let’s stop making gritty […]

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28

Jan

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Crossing the Streams: Why Women Will Ruin Ghostbusters

Feminists rejoiced and let out a sigh of relief as Sony released the names of the new all-female cast of the much anticipated reboot of Ghostbusters coming to theaters July 2016. In a brief moment of feminine proudness, I thought to myself how cool it was to have one of my favorite movie franchises be […]

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28

Jan

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50 Greatest Comedy Movies of All Time

50 Greatest Comedy Movies of All Time With the cast of the new Ghostbusters being released this week, all I can think about is comedy movies. Here are the 50 greatest comedy films of ALL TIME. 50. 21 Jump Street 49. Men in Black 48. Top Secret 47. Wayne’s World 46. Old School 45. Blazing […]

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26

Jan

Video: I NEED This Pet Bunny In My Life ASAP

Video: I NEED This Pet Bunny In My Life ASAP

Video: I NEED This Pet Bunny In My Life ASAP This widdle guy would completely turn my life around. Thee missing piece to every puzzle.

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26

Jan

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Enough With the Girl Scout Cookies

Do I have to be accosted and made to feel like a chump by these young girls everywhere I go? The bank, CVS, the super market, the pet store. I mean, really, how have Girl Scout Cookies been a thing this long? Whose idea is it to have a bunch of young girls freezing their […]

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