2014

30

Oct

taylor-swift

Video: Taylor Swift Welcomes People to the REAL NYC

Video: Taylor Swift Welcomes People to the REAL NYC BAHAHAHAHAHA! whoever made this video deserves a Pulitzer or some shit.

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30

Oct

yellow teletubby

The Yellow Teletubby Breaks Into Someones Home and Steals Their Chinese Food

20 year old Terez Sharek Owens was just like any other average man with a craving for Chinese food. Once you get that urge to dine on dumplings, nothing can stop you from getting that sweet delicious dog food. So he happened to break into someone’s home to get it. So he happened to be […]

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29

Oct

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Man Caught Fapping on the Roof of a Middle School, That Sweet Spot

A janitor at a middle school has been seen watching women at neighboring apartments from the roof of the school every morning for a couple of weeks now. Sometimes he just watches but more often than not he lets his hair down and just rubs one out. From 7am to 9am, my man is just […]

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29

Oct

NBA: Cleveland Cavaliers-Media Day

Why Your Favorite NBA Team is Going To Suck This Year 2014-2015 (Part 2)

Why Your Favorite NBA Team is Going To Suck This Year 2014-2015 (Part 2) IT’S Back! I’m sure you’ve all waited a year for the triumphant return of why your favorite team is going to suck. Boston Celtics Ladies and Gentlemen, your home of the 2015 NBA 1st overall draft pick. Brooklyn Nets Remember when […]

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29

Oct

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Marvel Vs. DC

Last week DC revealed their lineup of upcoming movies and I lost my mind. Seriously, needed a moment to recover after reading the schedule. Well yesterday Marvel checked in to drop their own movie schedule and just dropped the mic and walked away.     Jesus. I don’t even know where to start. Let me […]

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28

Oct

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Why Your Favorite NBA Team Will Suck This Year 2014-2015 (Part 1)

Why Your Favorite NBA Team Will Suck This Year 2014-2015 (Part 1) IT’S Back! I’m sure you’ve all waited a year for the triumphant return of why your favorite team is going to suck. Dallas Mavericks Tyson Chandler is back so it’s straight to the NBA finals again for the Mavs! Oh shit, Raymond Felton […]

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28

Oct

patrick quinn

Cop Pulls Chick Over And Asks To Smell Her Feet, As I Assume All Cops Do Always

26 year old Patrick Quinn is facing some serious trouble for just doing what I assume all cops do all the time, always. He pulled a woman over for marijuana possession then said he’d let her free if he could just catch a whiff of her sweet delicious toes. Just a standard day in the […]

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28

Oct

sonko tijan

Master of Seduction Gets Arrested For Having 4 Wives, 7 Fiances and 5 Girlfriends

Sonko Tijan, the 28 year old  Austrian casanova was arrested earlier this week for living THE life. Not only is he the master of seduction but he was able to sustain 16 simultaneous relationships. I’m at a point where maintaining a relationship with one girl is mission impossible. Tijan had 16 chicks in is back […]

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