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Sean Spicer Says That Hitler Didn’t Use Chemical Weapons Even Though Ya Know, The Holocaust

I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND MR. SPICER’S POINT. ASSAD IS WORSE THAN ADOLF HITLER AND NAZI GERMANY, OBVIOUSLY. I MEAN, EVEN HITLER DIDN’T STOOP TO USING CHEMICAL WEAPONS. WELL AT LEAST, ON HIS OWN PEOPLE.

HITLER DIDN’T JUST DROP GAS BOMBS ON INNOCENT TOWNS LIKE THE DISASTER IN SYRIA. HITLER WAS METICULOUS AND CHOSE HIS VICTIMS CAREFULLY. HE FINESSED THE CHEMICAL WARFARE GAME. ASSAD IS TOO RECKLESS AND BRASH ABOUT IT.

PRESS SECRETARY, SEAN SPICER, MAKES A VERY STRONG POINT HERE SO I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE IS TWISTING HIS WORDS HERE. SEAN SPICER IS SIMPLY SAYING THAT THERE’S A GOOD TYPE OF GENOCIDE AND A BAD TYPE. HITLER DID THINGS THE RIGHT WAY AND WHAT’S GOING ON IN SYRIA IS JUST POORLY EXECUTED (is that a pun? Is it bad that I don’t know what a pun is?)

GET YOUR WEIGHT UP, ASSAD. READ A BOOK OR TWO. LEARN HOW TO GENOCIDE LIKE A PRO.

 

 

 

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