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Nordstrom is Selling Pre-Dirty Jeans For $425

For $425 Nordstrom will help you make people think you do all the dirty work for a living.

The jeans, labeled Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans, are described on Nordstrom’s site as “Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”

(NBC)

I personally wouldn’t buy these jeans but that’s because I have no fashion sense. I’ve worn the same exact outfit literally every day this week. I suggest everyone become a writer. You never have to spend $425 for jeans. You won’t be able to afford it.

Full respect to Nordstrom for knowing that their clientele is willing to pay any price point for a product that they deem to be ‘exclusive’. This is just Dion Waiters chucking up a half court shot after making a couple 3’s back-to-back. Quick heat check from Nordstrom.

It’s all about those headlines. Was anyone talking about Nordstrom jeans before they unveiled these? Trick question: no. Now, everyone and their mothers will run to see if these things actually exist. While they’re there, maybe they’ll pick up a tank top or some shit.

I see you, Nordstrom. Solid victory.

 

 

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