— Kendrick Lamar (@kendricklamar) April 22, 2017
Shout out to Kendrick Lamar’s mom for being so supportive. Sometimes I forget that rappers even have mothers. The last rapper that had a mom was Tupac. You want to know how I know that? Because every single song he made was about his mom (and Hennessy).
The bitter human I am has to find a way to hate this. Yes, of course I would love my mom to read an article on Deadseriousness a text me saying ‘OMG this article is bombbbb!’ but that will never happen so I have to be petty.
Kendrick Lamar’s mom talks cooler than I do and I hate it. I don’t even know what she was saying but I know that if we were to meet she’d hit me with a handshake that I wouldn’t be able to keep up with and then when I slip up she would definitely knock my hat off of my head and yell ‘NERD’ in my face.
This article had almost nothing to do with Kendrick Lamar and everything to do with my own insecurities. I swear I’m fine and not totally depressed. Hahahah. I’m fine. no worries. Hahaha. Fine.
Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you want a Kendrick Lamar mom mixtape. Also, go ahead and throw Deadseriousness a Like on Facebook so that I can keep the lights on around here at HQ.