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Guy Meets Chick on Plenty of Fish, Bangs Her and Steals Her Families X-Box and Playstation

A man had sex with a woman he had met on the dating site Plenty of Fish, then returned to her home, held the occupants at gunpoint and stole several gaming consoles, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office.

The victim said she had sex with Kareem Mutcherson, 23, then around 1 a.m. Monday, he returned to the home on Silver Lane in Ocala armed with a gun and wearing a bandana over his face, the arrest report said.

Mutcherson forced the woman inside at gunpoint and took a Wii and PlayStation from the front room, deputies said. He then forced her to unplug a white Xbox from the living room, according to the report.

A man who lives in the home confronted Mutcherson, hoping he would leave, but instead he pistol-whipped the 68-year-old man, deputies said. 

He fled the residence with the three gaming systems and approximately 10 games, officials said. A deputy pulled Mutcherson over as he was driving away from the area because his front headlight was out, according to the affidavit.

(ClickOrlando)

 

I feel like this is the best case scenario when you invite a stranger you met on Plenty of Fish over to your house (worst case scenario is a second date). Kareem Mutcherson just did what everyone does after a break up, they show up back at their former lovers house at 1AM and demands their shit except this time they weren’t ever really together and the game consoles weren’t ever his to begin with.

Shout out to Kareem for pistol whipping a 68-year old dude for a Wii. When was the last time you actually wanted to play Wii? There is a Wii in my house and I completely forgot I had one until 5 seconds ago. I certainly wouldn’t break into a house for a Wii. If they were giving out free Wii’s in my drive way, I wouldn’t take a fucking Wii.

But the best part about this story is that he pretty much got away with it except for one small flaw, his headlight was out. That cop must’ve felt like he won the lottery when he was about to write a shitty ticket for a headlight but instead stumbled upon a dude who just stole a Playstation and I assume Crash Bandicoot games.

 

 

 

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