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Donald Trump Declines Invitation To Throw First Pitch For Washington Nationals on Opening Day

“The White House has announced that President Trump will not be joining us due to a scheduling conflict. As all of you know, inviting the president is a 100-plus year tradition here in Washington baseball. It began with the Senators back in 1910 and when baseball came back to Washington the Nats continued that tradition.”

(TheScore)

DEAR LIBERALS, YOU CAN’T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS. YOU WANT A PRESIDENT THAT WORKS 24/7 AND NEVER LEAVES THE WHITE HOUSE BUT YOU ALSO WANT THE PRESIDENT TO THROW A MEANINGLESS FIRST PITCH JUST BECAUSE IT’S TRADITION? SO MANY HYPOCRITES.

THE REASON WHY DONALD TRUMP WAS ELECTED TO BE OUR LEADER IS BECAUSE HE SPECIFICALLY SAID HE’S GOING TO CHANGE THE STATUS QUO AND BREAK TRADITIONS. OUR GOVERNMENT SUCKS AND TRUMP ISN’T GOING TO JUST FALL INTO THE SAME LOSING PROCEDURES OF PREVIOUS DEADBEAT “LEADERS” (obama).

A DONALD TRUMP FIRST PITCH ISN’T HAPPENING. GET OVER IT. HE’S TOO BUSY TRYING TO STOP DISGRUNTLED FORMER EMPLOYEES LIKE SALLY YATES FROM GOING IN FRONT OF CONGRESS AND LYING ABOUT RUSSIA AND SHIT. FAKE NEWS.

PLUS, THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS ARE GOING TO SUCK THIS YEAR. TRUMP WINS AND SURROUNDS HIMSELF WITH WINNERS. HE DOESN’T WANT TO EMBARRASS STEPHEN STRASBURG BY THROWING A PITCH AND NOT INSTANTLY TEARING HIS MCL.

 

 

 

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