If you asked me this question two seasons ago I would’ve said Greg Bird without hesitation. If you asked me last season then I would’ve said Gary Sanchez and I would punched you in the face for asking me such a stupid question. I’m angry just thinking about it.
But who is the best young player on the Yankees now?
Here is Aaron Judge’s 448-foot KAAABAAAANG that won’t be landing back into Earth’s atmosphere until at least 2035 pic.twitter.com/GK5onoGyNl
— King Lester (@TheLesterLee) April 20, 2017
Aaron. Judge. Aaron Judge is out here punishing baseballs. You can hear the balls screaming for mercy and praying away their sins after Judge swats them into the clouds. After spending a majority of last season striking out at every chance he got, Judge has quickly become one of the best power hitters in the league.
Greg Bird’s at-bats hurt my heart. For whatever reason he is always wincing like the sun is shining directly into his eyes so it’s hard to tell if it’s just his regular face out there or if he just can’t see baseballs coming.
Gary Sanchez seems like the type of guy who searches his name on Twitter and constantly knows what everyone is saying about him. So many Google alerts about his own name. He is obviously bursting at the seams with talents but I think he’s too aware of how much people love him.
Aaron Judge cares about one thing and one thing only: murdering baseballs.
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