Yuli Gurriel Made a HILARIOUS Racist Slant-Eyed Joke About Yu Darvish

Houston Astros first baseman Yuli Gurriel appeared to mock Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Yu Darvish with a racist gesture during Game 3 of the World Series at Minute Maid Park on Friday night.

After he hit a home run in the bottom of the second inning, Gurriel was seen on the Fox broadcast pulling at his eyes in a gesture that appeared to mock Darvish’s Japanese heritage.

According to the Los Angeles Times’ Andy McCullough, Darvish called the gesture “disrespectful.”

“He made a mistake,” Darvish added, per McCullough. “He’ll learn from it. We’re all human beings.

(Bleacher Report)

I’ve said it before and I will scream into the clouds from now until forever, FUUUUUCK the Houston Astros. This is a rare era as a Yankees fan where I can say with complete confidence that every player on the roster, man 1 through 25, is a genuinely good dude. Inversely, Everyone on the Astros are garbage humans. Even the manager got into a bar fight after losing Game 1.

Round of applause to Yu Darvish, future Yankee, for being such a standup guy and immediately forgiving Yuli Gurriel for his racist bullshit. Personally, I would’ve waited for him in the parking lot but he and I are a different breed of cat.

It’s always a super funny move to mock the ethnicity of the pitcher after hitting a home run off of him. Literally, add insult to injury. I’m shocked he didn’t whip out a fake box of Chinese take-out and pretend to eat with chopsticks.

Get Yuli Gurriel out of here forever. BOOOO the Houston Astros.



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