TheLesterLee
Sooo it finally happened. The event we’ve been waiting for since Daenerys was a little girl in season 1. She and Jon Snow finally humped each other’s brains out after a long season of ‘will they, of course they will’. From the second they met, sparks were flying. Or at least the show tried their darndest to make us believe that sparks were flying.
But what happened after Brann was done narrating their bone session and the cameras stop filming. What were they talking about? Here is the exact transcript of that event:
Khaleesi
Do you think anyone heard us?
Jon
I doubt it. Although I may or may not have seen Tyrion lurking in the shadows. Probably not though because that would be creepy.
Khaleesi
Yea, no worries. Tyrion sometimes likes to watch me sleep. He’s harmless.
Jon
Don’t you think that’s sort of weird?
Khaleesi
What do you mean? Jorah does the same thing. They just want to make sure their queen is safe.
Jon
I guess that makes sense. Soo like…was that good for you? I mean I’ve only done this once before with a wildling.
Khaleesi
Wait what do you mean? What’s a wildling?
Jon
Oh, they are savages who live far north beyond the wall. Yea, they kidnapped me and I slept with one in a cave.
Khaleesi
So before me, you slept with a homeless woman?
Jon
Okay whatever, who have you been with before me that’s so special?
Khaleesi
The King of the Dothraki and the leader of the Second Sons and now the King of the North soo..
Jon
You know what? I’m just going to head back to my room.
Khaleesi
Come on, don’t be a pussy.
Jon
*Gets dressed and broods harder than ever*
Khaleesi
You’re acting like a child. What are you, my nephew or something?
[Both Daenerys and Jon look to camera and credits roll.]
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