My new year’s resolution was to be positive and to celebrate more things. But that was before the New York Jets came out this week and dropped these expansion team alt jerseys out of nowhere and I need to know that I’m not alone in thinking these looks like Reddit photoshops that get downvotted to the bottom of the page.
The AAF just folded and the Jets ran to their dumpsters to pull out all of their old jerseys like homeless people running to the back exit of a Krispy Kreme to snatch up the donuts they throw out at the end of the night.
Here’s what New York Jets team president, Neil Glat, said about this thing:
“It’s a statement about the future. I think it’s a statement about how we want to be perceived as a little bolder, a little more innovative and a little greater”.
[extremely Soulja Boy voice] Innovative???!!
These Jets uniforms say ‘New York’ right above the numbers as if that was the generic default placeholder that they forgot to go back and edit before they were printed. I’m
These Jets uniforms look like when you create a franchise in Madden and locate them in like, albuquerque, New Mexico. These are the types of boring video game jersey options you have. These exact colorways.
I don’t care how many times Jamal Adams’s corny ass tweet about how fire these jerseys are. I don’t care how much the Jets attempt to cram this wack ‘#takeflight’ hashtag marketing campaign, they saw a commercial for Custom Ink and purchased their team uniforms from the same business that makes uniforms for the Big Bob’s Beepers softball team.
These uniforms look like a local Seattle high school team copying the Seahawks jerseys but a muuuch cheaper version of the Seahawks jerseys. Like muuuuuuuuuuuch cheaper.
Can’t wait for Josh Allen to rush for 300 yards against them next season.
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