I don’t care how many times they make this same exact revenge movie, chop this up on a
It never ceases to amaze me when the bad guys go after the retired assassin who was like, the deadliest killer of all time but now just wants to chill in his tiny apartment.
The bad guys are ALWAYS murdering or kidnapping the deadliest human’s loved ones only to be shocked to find out ‘yup, he still knows 4,567,245 ways to kill all of is with his socks. my bad’.
Here’s the synopsis of the film:
Mikkelsen will play the world’s top assassin Duncan Vizla, A.K.A the Black Kaiser who is retiring when his former employer marks him as a liability to the firm. Against his will, he soon finds himself being hunted by an army of younger, faster, ruthless killers who will stop at nothing to have him silenced. Having no choice but to return to the shadowy life he thought he’d left behind, he must use his arsenal of deadly skills to outsmart his enemies and protect an innocent woman.
Yup, inject this in my veins. Can’t wait for someone to die and whisper ‘Black Kaiser’ or that moment he finally rescues Vanessa Hudgens and I tear up while the girl I forced to watch this with me asks for a charger because she’s been texting for the last 2 hours.
I already know I’m going to watch this a thousand times before I ever see The Green Book or whatever movie is supposed to win Best Picture.