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The Trailer For Baywatch Will Make You Want to Laugh and Jerk It At the Same Time

Baywatch has literally everything I want in a movie. Boobs. Pecs. Jokes. Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. Everything I want. I know this movie doesn’t come out until next summer but I might preorder a ticket now. Thank you, Hollywood, for finally reading my diary and making my dreams come true.

The Rock and Zac Efron shirtless for 2 hours? Sign me up. Also hot chicks on hot chicks on hot chicks. But most importantly, The Rock and Zac Efron shirtless. I may have to jerk it like, 9 times while watching the movie. Just warning anyone who’s sitting next to me in the theatre¬†that things might get a little messy. Let me borrow your extra napkins, bro.

This could easily end up being one of those comedies where all the best jokes are in the trailer but I doubt it. Comedy movies have been so down the past couple of years. The world needs this. I’m over Trainwreck and Ghostbusters, two of the least funny movies I’ve ever seen. Baywatch looks like absolute fire emoji and I cannot wait.

 

 

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Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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