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This Photo of Donald Trump’s Talking Points About Gun Violence is Fucking Insane

Earlier this week, Donald Trump had a listening session with high school students and teachers following the destruction that took place in the Florida school shooting last week. In preparation for this meeting, Trump brought in crib notes to help get him through interactions with other human beings.

“What would you most want me to know about your experience?” 

“What can we do to help you feel safe?”

Both perfectly fine questions. Trump’s team hit two home runs there. Sure, you’d hope that the president cared enough to memorize these questions instead of quickly and nervously writing them down on like, a napkin, before meeting with students but you take what you can get from a man who doesn’t seem to be…smart.

“I hear you”.

Yikes. Donald Trump had to remind himself to verbally say aloud, ‘I hear you’, to students who were basically begging the president of the United States to do something about mass shootings so they can stop burying their friends and classmates every week.

And Trump was sweating bullets and having a minor anxiety attack trying to remember what to say to these kids after they were done pleading to him to make it harder for maniacs to murder them.

THANKFULLY, Trump had ‘I hear you’ written on a post-it so the day was saved. That’s my president right there. A man who has to be given word-for-word instructions on how to behave amongst people who aren’t playboy models or Russians.

 

 

 

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