TORONTO, ON - MARCH 29: Giancarlo Stanton #27 of the New York Yankees is congratulated by teammates in the dugout after scoring a run in the fifth inning on Opening Day during MLB game action against the Toronto Blue Jays at Rogers Centre on March 29, 2018 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Tom Szczerbowski/Getty Images)

This Giancarlo Stanton Kid Might Actually Work Out With The New York Yankees

In Giancarlo Stanton’s first at-bat in a New York Yankees uniform, he swatted a ball deeeep into the parking lot. Then he decided to run the ‘hit a home run to the moon’ play again later in the game and finished 3-for-5 at the plate with 2 home runs and 4 RBIs. Mad decent.

The Yankees would go on to win 6-1 against the bitch ass Toronto Blue Jays. Just as the prophecy foretold. It would appear as though this little Stanton experiment might work out after all.

A lot of people were skeptical when the Yankees traded for the 2017 National League MVP who hit a Major League-leading 59 homers. Who knew he would be able to bring that same energy to the Bronx? It was a total mystery.

Mystery solved. Giancarlo Stanton is god’s gift to baseball and having he and Judge bat back-to-back is nightmare inducing for opposing pitchers. Don’t be shocked if David Price uses one of his sick days when the Yankees head to Fenway Park later this season.

I don’t want to be the irrational annoying Yankees fan that says this team is going to go 162-0. So instead, I will be the intelligent well-read Yankees fan that says this team is going to go 162-0 and no one can tell me otherwise. Please believe and understand this.

I will see you all at the Championship parade this autumn. Wear a jacket. Bundle up.





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