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This Clip of Melania Trump Walking Through Her White House Christmas Decorations is Fucking Haunting

Was his propaganda? Am I hypnotized now? Do I have to buy a handgun? Should I throw tear gas and the next Hispanic-looking child I see? Or just put them in a cage? What the fuck did I just watch?

 

Uh, is this a scene from The Handmaid’s Tale? Is Melania about to beat the shit out of Offred? This definitely looks like Cersei Lannister’s throne room during the holidays. This definitely makes me feel like this year is going to be my last Christmas after the Trump’s finish their ‘master plan’.

Here’s what the White House said about this creepy ass photo:

“The choice of red is an extension of the pales, or stripes, found in the presidential seal designed by our Founding Fathers,” the White House said. “It’s a symbol of valor and bravery.”

Shout out to the poor White House staffer that has to explain all of the Trump’s scary shit.

I won’t be sleeping at night because I’m afraid the White House is going to unleash the nukes on us and blame Russia or something. Everyone hold your families and friends tight this year because this for sure feels like it’s our final Christmas.

 

 

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