— Mick Akers (@mickakers) March 28, 2017
This week it was announced that the Oakland Raiders are officially moving to Las Vegas and there is already a brothel planning to accommodate weird and specific fans. Looks like everything is going exactly as planned for the NFL.
I don’t want to burst this Raiders brothel bubble but this guy doesn’t need a themed whore house. Just have a whore house and people will come. Adding a cute little Raiders theme doesn’t suddenly increase the chances of people visiting. You go there and bang hookers. No need to get anymore complicated than that. That formula has worked perfectly since the beginning of time. Stay the course. Stick to the original recipe. As it was written.
I love the Las Vegas Raiders already. They are going to have the most savage and disgusting fans of all time and I cannot wait.
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