Sooo The Rock just cut a WWF promo about Vin Diesel and now we have ourselves a war. The Rock vs. Vin Diesel, who is apparently a candy-ass. I’d rather sip cyanide then have Dwayne The Rock Johnson call me a candy ass. Also love the throwback term ‘chicken shit’. Again, as long as it’s not directed at me from him.
Apparently, Vin Diesel is a bit of a diva. Some crew workers came out and said that Vin likes to do this really cute thing where he shows up like, 3 hours late to a shooting time that he as a producer, sets. Unprofessional? Absolutely. Nobody wastes The Rock’s time.
Having said that, huge power move by Vin to tell everyone to be there at 7am while you just chill in your trailer for 2 hours ignoring incoming phone calls. Big heat check by Diesel here. I can only imagine Tyrese was just politely knocking on Vin’s door every like, 10 minutes just to ‘check in’. This is just classic alpha male shit. I get it.
So who wins this war? All of us who want to see that fight scene from Fast Five actually happen at the premier of Fast and Furious 8. The red carpet is going to be a bloodbath and I cannot wait. I hope these two men rip each other to pieces, you know, for Paul.
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